#schlagg

[fawngirl4president]

holy fuck

[bunnie-online]

i’m a hard believer in the idea that Schlatt uses the most sugary sweet pet names for his partner- like???

warnings: slight D/s dynamic??? || dom!Schlatt x spoiled brat sub!reader || fem!reader

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“g’mornin, toots” as he kisses you on your forehead.

“angel, don’t break your fuckin’ wrist, let me open the damn thing.” he’ll gently scold you for not asking him to open the jar you’ve been struggling with.

“c’mere, sugar.” as he pulls you into his lap while he’s editing.

“oh, babydoll. look at you.” his mouth slightly opened in awe as you try on the new dress he bought you.

“don’t give me that look, dollface.” as you pout in result to him telling you ‘no’ for the first time in forever (he really said ‘not right now, but same thing)

“princess, hold my hand the street is fuckin’ insane” as you two cross the street downtown, he has to make sure his baby is safe

[notschlatt]

Schlatt as Kaboodle in Gameoverse

[pandawasbored]

Night in the big apple

Pt.1

[stonedficz]

he's real

*my pics :)

[sloppysoviet420]

sorry

[benzedrine-nosebleed]

I want him to talk to me like this while I stare at him, pea brain rattled, doe eyed, head over heels, living just for this dumbass

[llpurpleplaysll]

I need someone to redraw this as Kaboodle rating and ranking different battery brands