#schmeegusposting

[ak9chi]

my dealer : got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "i am schmeegus" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me : yeah whatever i dont feel shit

five minutes later : dude i swear i love candy and playtime

my buddies zlorgo and glungo pacing : we have to have fun

[anomaloc4ris]

🪹 rocking on the ground . i am schmeegus and i like fun....... i hang otu with zlorgo and glungo a ton...... i love candy and playtime too........... if you want ill be friends with you

[leaveme2thewolves]

(white knuckling sink and holding back tears) ok its ok remember,,,, i am schmeegus,, and i like fun,,, i hang out with zlorgo and glungo a ton,,

[anomaloc4ris]

🪹 aborted schmeegus voice: i could love candy and playtime too...... if i ever existed

[anomaloc4ris]

Pluto post the edited shmeegus

[ak9chi]

mama caught me crying over schmeegus

[anomaloc4ris]

I am shmeegus and I like fun

🪹 i hang out with zlorgo and glungo a ton

[anomaloc4ris]

🪹 i am schmeegus and i like fun