#scimmymunkeh

[somecunttookmyurl]

I gotta be honest I thought Chinese Landlord Anon was gonna be obtuse about the James Acaster sketch you reblogged earlier where the man saying someone was Chinese was irrelevant but omg it was so. Much. More. Thermonuclear. 💣💥

gotta be honest i was expecting “you complain about your landlords being shitty and they’re chinese so obviously you hate chinese people and are racist” but it was so much more batshit than i could have hoped

[rudjedet]

scimmymunkeh replied to your photo “I'm supposed to put her in her own crib and cook dinner or something...”

Hair!!

so much!! 

like she came out of me and I was like whoah am I birthing bigfoot here or what’s happening

[somecunttookmyurl]

scimmymunkeh replied to your post: there are people in this world who can't ����‍♀️...

She cannot

thoughts and prayers

[somecunttookmyurl]

scimmymunkeh replied to your post: I fuckin love irn bru, never tried the xtra one...

You’ve met me ��

i thought we agreed i wasn’t going to out you for your alien heritage

[somecunttookmyurl]

Aromatic. Obvz

eyyyyyyyyyyyy

[somecunttookmyurl]

Hitting up 'Bananarama' to rerecord Robert de Niro's waiting.

John*

[hellolitten]

scimmymunkeh replied to your photoset “Such a realistic game. ”

Max bagginess

W. Link is a special boy. 

[hellolitten]

scimmymunkeh replied to your post: “So today I got blocked by some racist dingleberry on Twitter, when I...”:

"her country" in which she doesn't even live

Oh yeah, this is the even funnier bit isn’t it? The person that blocked me lives in France.