#scintillating conversation

[lastforest]

dirtymackem: a burly man is hugging a priest

me: that's my kink

dirtymackem: porthos/aramis

me: LOL YEP

[lastforest]

me: http://fat-birds.com/post/117955959520/drtanner-sfw-cluckyeschickens-okay-so-we

vicky: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IT RUNS IN SO DETERMINED

me: the chicken is d'Artagnan

vicky: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" nothing, d'artagnan, it isn't a person. "FIGHT ME!"

[lastforest]

me: [The Musketeers finale]'s over and I need to have a little cry

dirtymackem: did you enjoy?

dirtymackem: NO SPOILERS

me: I am optimistic we can pretend much of this series didn't happen, so yes

me: but also I am EMOTIONALLY DRAINED BY IT ALL

dirtymackem: ah, it was all a dream, ok

dirtymackem: i assume that treville wakes up as richelieu is coming out of the shower a la dallas

me: HOW DID YOU KNOW

[lordmo]

[lastforest]

atomiczebra: https://24.media.tumblr.com/f6c2bfe89537b3ca57040f14bac9f070/tumblr_my9z96iPWS1r0z1h8o4_500.gif shhhiiiii

spinningdust: nnnn

atomiczebra: i'm torn between 'this is an excellent anatomy reference' and 'hello i would like to lick your thigh plz and thnks'

spinningdust: what if Steve does ballet to stay flexible

atomiczebra: ... oh my god

atomiczebra: no eleanor. no

atomiczebra: that is

atomiczebra: fuck

spinningdust: we could incorporate Nat's ballet past

spinningdust: and she teaches him

atomiczebra: GODDAMNIT

atomiczebra: you might have just invented the world's hottest head canon

[citysleep]

spinningdust: ...there is a peacock yelling outside. at 3am

me: That is not a problem I ever have

[citysleep]

re: the grammys

me: are you hankering for clementines

absurdical: omg i was in fresh grocer and couldn't find the clementines and thought i was gonna die of scurvy right there

me: !

absurdical: hahaha it's clementine season, dammit

absurdical: THEY'RE TINY AND SEEDLESS AND THEY GO WITH EVERYTHING

absurdical: YOU CAN BUY THEM BY THE THOUSAND

me: not to change the subject but watching people hug daft punk is weird

[lastforest]

dirtymackem: tbf though

dirtymackem: i mean statistically

dirtymackem: the sugababes make up almost half of the population by now

spinningdust: yes, I believe I had a stint with them in late 2010

dirtymackem: i think i was in atomic kitten :(

dirtymackem: or the honeyz...

dirtymackem: whichever is funnier, idk

spinningdust: you were Billie Piper during her brief pop career

dirtymackem: oh my god

dirtymackem: because i wanted to