#scissormedaddyass

[heeleryuta]

great username change 10/10 <3

thank u vera <3 i love him he's just so special

[adampage]

whats YOUR interpretation of what hangman and mox were saying while they were tiddy to tiddy staring at each other's lips?

I don’t know I can’t read lips :( all I know is hangman asked a question and mox definitely mouthed ‘yeah’ so all I can think is hangy said ‘you wanna fuck after this’

[banannabethchase]

Vera you MUST have done this on purpose.

[sheinthatfandom]

smash or pass: everyone in the undisputed kingdom? (adam cole, roddy strong, matt taven, mike bennett, wardlow)

Ohhhhhhhh mean lol judging them by kayfabe

Adam cole is a fucking menace and needs a good fucking topping to get him to behave

Roddy pass Omg loud and annoying absolutely not

Taven he’s a brat and I want him!!!! Smash!!!!

Mike smash it only to find out how tf he bagged the baddest bitch Maria

Wardlow … sorry pass between never getting revenge on joe and now following after cole whose really just mjf lite like dude no

[banannabethchase]

music ask give me number 17 !!!

17. A song to sing duet on for karaoke

I swear I'm not copying @rosabellebelieve, but me and Tracy have a multiple year long tradition of doing karaoke to Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf together. She's the girl, I'm the guy, and I get horrified looks every time I ramble off the entirety of the baseball part.

I memorized the whole song by age six. Which is mildly disturbing.

[banannabethchase]

hello sara i have a completely new FMK for you. not related to the previous one at all. this time the letters stand for fuck, marry, and KILL (to death), and also the marriage has to be celibate for unclear reasons.

...

"hangman" adam page, matt jackson from the young bucks, and jon moxley?

*stares*

In the immortal words of Chugs Adam Cole, you're a buttcrack.

Fuck: Mox. I would have to know what it's like. Just. How much teeth are involved? You know? In a kiss, I'd be able to figure that out through extrapolation, but if there's no option I would be required to do my own research.

Marry: Hanger. If we're in a weird lavender marriage I can roll with that, as if he has cows I get to pet his cows and if he has a pool I get to swim in the pool. It also means I can gossip with him about the people I do bang.

Kill: ...Mattycakes I'm sorry. This is Vera's fault. Blame them. I was forced into this decision.

Vera, I hope you're happy. Matt's sexy, slutty blood is on your hands.

[sheinthatfandom]

smash or pass speed round:

riho

nyla rose

shida

britt baker

thunder rosa

toni storm

jamie hayter

saraya

yes these are all the women's champs!

Ohhhh imma make someone mad with this

Pass, smash, smash, pass, pass, smash, smash, secret 3rd answer.

The only reason I gave TR a pass was cause I don’t think we would vibe well sexually. We’d need someone in between us as for Saraya I’d say smash just so I could throw her out the window.

[banannabethchase]

hi sara!!! can i please have a song rec? and FMK hangman, matt, and mox 😇

Of course you can darling! This is an older song, but PVRIS is so beyond good. This song is one of my favorite ship songs for the damaged one talking about the one who loves them anyway.

OKAY I JUST GOT TO THE SECOND PART OF THE ASK YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER.

Okay for the record you said FMK not "Fuck marry kill" therefore I am choosing to lack context and the K stands for kiss. LOOPHOLE.

Fuck: Matt. I wanna see if I could get him to beg. I think that would be fun.

Marry: Hanger. Seems like a great life partner and also I'm interpreting this as we have your standard run of the mill marriage.

Kiss: Mox. I can't believe he's number 3. But he doesn't have hair I can pull and I think making him beg would be slightly less satisfying than Matt.