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[muselin]

Pick-up lines: Punishments

Ichthys: They say all I do is pranks but they're just jealous of my BOOBY traps. Get it? Get it??

Scorpio: Don't touch me unless you want me to know your every thought--DID YOU JUST TOUCH ME?! Stupid woman...*blushes*

Krioff: Can I try that ice cream? Oh, it dribbled on your chest... *leans in and licks it off* ... What?

Zyglavis: Punishing misbehaving humans is my job. I can tell you really want to make me work.

Partheno: I was just imagining you in pink and black lace and thigh-high stockings, ohhh, I could just rip those right off... Oh, sorry, did I say that out loud?

Dui: *smiles a cute, sexy smile at you while tying a cherry stem with his tongue*

BONUS-Shadow Dui: I may be a split personality but I bet I can split your **CENSORED** apart with my **CENSORED**

[muselin]

Pick-up lines: Wishes

Leon: Ever wanted to be a performer? Great. Now entertain me.

Karno: Netflix and chill? I have a TV.

Tauxolouve: My name is a bit too long. So are other things *wink*

Huedhaut: You're better to look at than my brewing barrel. Yes, that is a compliment. It's a gorgeous barrel.

Aigonorus: *looks down at your chest* I bet those are really soft. I'll have to test that.

Teorus: Me? A prince? Noooo. But you should totally come to my chambers.