Drabble Request
Fandom: Star Crossed Myth
Character: Various Gods
Drabble: “Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”
This was a request from @you-wandered-here, I hope this can give you the laugh you need 😘💖 Sorry for the wait, ugh so unsure if this is really good 🙈
The gods are holding one of their infamous parties at the mansion, accompanied by Hue’s wine, as usual. As the evening passes the number of empty bottles drowned by the gods rises. At some point Aigo materialized mattresses which now covered the entire floor of the parlor. He is in a heated discussion with Leon about the perfect present for MC.
“I was thinking about giving MC a lion cup. She loves cats and I’m sure she would be showing me her gratitude in a very satisfying way.” Leon’s lips turn into a smug grin and Aigo immediately seems to understand what his Minister is referring to as he glances over to MC who is enjoying a conversation with Zyglavis.
“Meeeh. Stupid idea. When the lion grows up, he’d have MC for dinner. She better take care of me… love those pillows of hers… they are so soft and c-comfy….”
“Shut up Aigo, you and your pillow-kink. However, I have to give you that you may be right about the lion cub. Since when did you think any further than when your next nap will be?”
“Meeh. No idea. Just telling what I think.“
“Turning myself into a lion cub is a much better idea anyway. Then I would get the pleasure of nuzzling into her lap, watch her when she takes a hot bath, and maybe some other things at night...”
A sinister smile spreads on Leon’s and Aigo’s faces and both start to gawk at MC, completely lost in their own fantasies.
“If you want to win MC’s heart I can lend you one of my heralds. She absolutely adores them.”
First Leon is wary about Aigo’s proposal but after some time his eyes are glowing in fascination as Aigonorus passionately explains why his Heralds are the most amazing and beautiful creatures in the whole universe.
“Maybe I will take you up on that offer. It is out of the question that no creature in existence is as majestic as my Zodiac sign, however… your arguments seem to be fairly convincing”
Their talk gets interrupted by the two young gods who are jumping around in one corner of the room. Ichthys and Teorus being completely hammered by Hue’s wine, shout at each other.
“Peter, I want to fly too!”
“Wendy, just think of happy thoughts and you’ll fly! Here use the fairy dust!” Teorus shouts back while he snaps his fingers and glitter starts to rain from the ceiling.
“MC wearing a bikini with a taiyaki print!” Ichthys exclaimed, laughing out loud while his hands flutter up and down like a bird.
“Pfffh….. Innocent Ichthys…. a taiyaki bikini, how childish.” Partheno whispers to Lou as both of them observe the two young gods with a smirk. “My ‘happy thought’ would be way more interesting when it comes to MC.”
“Yeah, I think our hands would suit her much better than a bikini, don’t you think Partheno?”
“Hell yes… I mean look at those delicious curves…”
“I see your ever so dull thoughts have wandered off to pervert land again.” Hue remarks with in snarky tone as he passes the two gods who are lying side by side, resting their heads on their elbows, now staring at MC with piercing eyes.
“Shut up, oh ‘wisest god of the heavens’. Just because you know how MC looks naked doesn’t mean you have to rub it in our faces!”
“Unfortunately for the two of you she only likes to rub it in my face.” He mocks the two and walks away still wearing his smug grin.
“Tch, just because he was her first he thinks he is the king.” Partheno mumbles through clenched teeth and Lou just nods in response, his brow furrowed as he looks after his colleague.
The subject of the evening is sitting next to Zyglavis, both watching Ichthys and Teorus from afar, who finally seem to have managed to fly. The Minister’s cheeks are slightly flushed due to the amount of wine he consumed, as he turns to MC who is giggling like a little girl.
“’S there a p-particular reason why Ichthys has golden locks and’s wearing a nigh’gown? And why’s Teorus jumping’round in thossstrange leggings and that stuuuupid green’at?” he lulls as he looks at MC with a puzzled expression his vision blurred.
Another flood of giggles leaves MC’s lips but after a few moments she is finally able to catch her breath and answer Zyglavis’ question.
“Hihi… this is from a Disney movie called ‘Peter Pan’ about a boy who never wants to grow up. He brings Wendy and her two younger brothers to Neverland where they would stay young forever.”
“Pfhh… how silly, who would like to stay a child forever?” he chuckles.
“Ikky for example?!” both of them snorting out in laughter.
“Haha…. *hicks*…. Yeah that’s true. That god will never grow up.” Zig replies, still chuckling.
In this moment the young gods fly over the heads of the group.
“Look MC! I’m flying! Everything thanks to my happy thought about you!”
MC chuckles and opens her mouth to reply as Leon cuts her off and shouts through the room, his face twisted in disgust.
“Goddamnit you stupid fish! Don’t you have any sense of shame?! Why aren’t you wearing any fucking underwear? Nobody wants to see your dick!”
Ichthys stops in his motions, looking at the Wishes Minister with his trade mischievous grin.
“Pfhhh, you are just jealous because MC is looking at me and not at youuuu!” He sticks out his tongue at Leon, not aware that he is floating right above MC giving her the perfect view on his best part.
“Pfh, you have no idea! I will give her one of Aigo’s goats and win her heart!” Leon growls in return as he glares at Ichthys who is floating a few meters above the ground.
“No Leon. Jus’don’t give her a goat. I dun’ care what you do, jus’no goats!” Zyglavis interferes still slightly slurring, a horrified expression on his normally severe features.
“I can still remember the last time Aigo’s heralds stormed the mansion, chasing after Ichthys because he’ad dyed their bodies pink. Nothat I didn’t approve their actions, but the mess they left was just a biiiig nuisance.”
MC starts to laugh hard and let’s herself fall on her back as she remembers the incident. She manages to calm down and opens her eyes again, Ichthys still floating above her.
“Ehem, Ikky-Darling?”
“HA! SHE CALLED ME DARLING!” Ichthys shouts at Leon, a proud smile spreading on his boyish face.
“C-Could you please come down, I think I have literally seen enough manhood for today.”
Ichthys head flushes in a dark crimson tone as he realizes what was going on.
“Leo, thank you for your generous offer, but you don’t need a goat to win my heart.” MC winks at him playfully and Leon’s smirk returns to his face.
“And now let’s stop the bickering and let us play Twister! I want a reason to touch guys without feeling guilty.” She smirks seductively and the gods realize that this evening will get even more interesting than it was so far.
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A big thanks to @mandyinwonderland for helping me working this out and correcting everything 😘😘😘
