Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? jim is literally the straight white boy in question here.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? it was rapunzel. but jim gets distinctly uncomfortable during any movie involving an animal and who knows when he'll break like a twig someday during bambi.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? it was three am and for some reason they were both still awake and he offered to make the "midnight snack" and there was a small fire involved and now there's a called out reminder whenever he's sleepy and goes to make himself something not to put anything metal in there to and stop laughing at me i remember ok.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? it's rapunzel and it's very cliche, and very corny, and everything jim hawkins is not about but he laughs and answers her whenever she does it anyway because he is just as much of a dork.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? it's rapunzel seeking to warm her cold appendages by hiding them under jim's legs and it is one of the only times he does not appreciate her touching him.
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? they lost the remote and tried to find it for five minutes but they'd both been working all day and were exhausted and just wound up watching something like the really staged bachelor shows with tired exasperation.
Who laughs more during sex? jim probably makes jokes at inopportune moments when what should have left his mouth should have been sweet talking but it was said to make her laugh anyway so he wins and he also winds up laughing because she is and then they're just all paused laughing together and trying to keep going as smoothly as before but they're dorks and keep laughing.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? it's rapunzel forever. she likes being the little spoon, he likes having her as the little spoon, it works out great for everyone.