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About to Dr. Strangelove the fuck out of one of these sons of bitches all the way to the bottom of the tallest straight line hill in the Lower 48 while blasting Bat Outta Hell by Meatloath out of my bluetooth phone speakers. They can cancel Jackass but they can never cancel the spirit of adventure that burns in my heart. Cowabunga, dudes.
Yes, the sign says "No running near the pool," yes it even says no bicycling, rollerblading, skateboarding, or even Heelies, but it doesn't say anything about Scooterboards, so the lifeguard can't do one single thing about it but sit up there in his really tall chair and shake his fist impotently. Now help me push this ramp up to the diving board, this is gonna be so cool!
