crownlander
painting, lovers meeting,
talisin, those nails...
my fair bard
ity bity ist lord. He wants candys and jokes and strange animals to spoil. he treats his collection very well. hes very organised in giving all attention
He was usurped by an older cousin two years ago, who threw him in a river (we is paralysed in his legs). He was a good swimmer (considering) and Lucky he had always been friends with the local ducks, how rafted just well enough to keep him above water, and make it down river. In the estuary he was captured by pirates! Yellow beard, the old captain of the ship was going to Ransome him. Young Tiberius have Yellow beard a Saturn talking to about how rude he was to his crew and how he should act like a real lord. His crew agreed and mutiny through the old captain overboard. Tiberius was then elected captian, he parted his hair flipped it around and looked just like a blond dwarf, he then led the Scoplings against other pirates! And in trading missions. With his surprisingly good manners with crownlanders, just some instant connection they could trust. He was adorable, charming and actually successful and kind. Total change from old Yellow Beard. Privateered for a year.
Eventually he went back and the ducks told him the cool boat ride was an attempted murder "Oh I was real mad about that!" And that the usurping lord had arested good Fidelus, most loyal of cavaliers. The pirates sprung Fidelus from the dungeon and together they slew the few Cavaliers loyal to the usurper. The userper was shown mercy by our fair lord and sent into exile, never to command another man again. (At this point whole court of settled pirates and Fideles, look away sheepishly, cus they executed that cunt in the tombs later.