#scorpio;

[we-as-constellations]

I really can’t wait for next week with you. It’ll be good for both of us. I can’t stop smiling thinking about it. I hope you don’t get tired of me.

[we-as-constellations]

Talking to you last night and all day yesterday made me want to keep going and I will never stop being grateful for that. You don’t know how much you helped me. 

[atlasllm]

the signs as things i've said while plotting uninstall

Aries: Don't make her weak but have her get in trouble. WE HAVE TO PROVE I CAN FLUFF.

Taurus: when will flamey come out of the closet

Gemini: And then he just explodes

Cancer: I guess you can say he's a... BLAKE CAT.

Leo: Goddammit Slate. SLATE YOU ASSHOLE, STOP BEING IMPORTANT. Slate god fucking damn you sly dog-

Virgo: NOT THAT MIMI IT'S ANOTHER MIMI

Libra: Flamey is just like (·-·)

Scorpio: Don't make Zetto's backstory fit so well with edgy music

Sagittarius: WHAT COLOR AM I

Capricorn: Make it angsty so that they feel bad but not angsty enough so that no one thinks he's strong enough to defend himself

Pisces: Webmaster stop it you're supposed to be straight

[atlasllm]

the signs as shit I say at school updated

Capricorn: I JUST WANNA WASH THIS JELLY OFF MY HANDS

Aquarius: Maple Syrup motherfucker

Pisces: What's a gender neutral way of saying "Spank me daddy I've been a bad girl"

Aries: Because Rubirules gives bad oral

Taurus: SIT LIKE JOHNNY

Gemini: You feel your SNAS cumming on your back

Cancer: DO YOU LIKE THE SOUP

Leo: I'll see you in hell so we can party with Satan

Virgo: MMM WATCHA SAYY

Libra: I just want to grab a damn seagull

Scorpio: No but imagine me coming to your house at 1am riding a goat holding a bag of Doritos

Sagittarius: I JUST WANNA EAT SOME ASS

[atlasllm]

The signs as shit I say at school

Aries: BECAUSE RUBIRULES GIVES BAD ORAL

Taurus: SIT LIKE JOHNNY

Gemini: You feel your SNAS cumming on your back

Cancer: DO YOU LIKE THE SOUP

Leo: I'll see you in hell so we can party with Satan

Virgo: MMM WATCHA SAYY

Libra: I'll drag you to hell so we can have a party

Scorpio: No but imagine me coming to your house at 1am riding a goat holding a bag of Doritos

Sagittarius: KID AND CORNFLAKES

Capricorn: I JUST WANNA WASH THIS JELLY OFF MY HANDS

Aquarius: I can't sit like Johnny. I wiped jelly on my pants.

Pisces: What's a gender neutral version of "Spank me daddy I've been a bad girl"

[satireimpendent]

Headcanon #001

Sun in Scorpio, Moon in Scorpio.

The following is a little something copied and pasted from astrology-numerology, a further elaboration on Seto's astrology.  While he is in canon a Scorpio, I felt it wouldn't hurt to add onto that by posting his supposed moon sign.  The moon sign is nothing but headcanon, however, and you are free to disagree.

The combination of your Sun sign and your Moon sign shows a terrific creative force in your nature. This is a very hard placement to predict because you can be so executive and commanding at times, and at other times your riotous emotions and sensational tendencies take over. The pits or the heights, with little in between, is the way that your life seems to go. Emotions are normally the cause of these enormous changes in mood. Nothing you do is ever half-hearted. You are very emotional, but people may not realize this because of you natural ability to conceal or hide your feelings. You can be very impulsive or quick on the trigger, and you do best when you keep your impulses under direct and conscious mental control. You have such intensity that you generally get what you want by shear determination and persistence, not to mention a huge capacity for hard work. You are a real whiz in an emergency; forceful and in complete control. You have a powerful sex nature that would try to control a partner utterly, and you may have a bitter determination to do just that. It requires a strong degree of self-discipline for you not to dominate all those with whom you come into contact, for the cooperative spirit is not strong, and the will-to-power in personal matters is great. You have a sort of rule or ruin attitude that makes you a very formidable opponent. When your devotion is fixed, you are capable of the extremes of loyalty. But it takes a very strong and tactful person to arrive at this position, and even then it takes a good deal of flattery. Your vanity is great, and you need to be made to feel you rule the roost. In one way or another you usually do. Relationships are hard for you because you will naturally fight with people that are strong and have pride themselves, but you hold those not measuring up to such a standard in complete disdain. You have no time for weak individuals. For this you live a somewhat lonely life, and in many respects, you are a very private person.