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My villager showed me this?!? Did I write this? I can’t even remember what the helly??

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I’m actually going batshit! I’m talking to this new person (trying to make friends as an adult ya know) and they deadass don’t ask questions. The entire conversation is me asking meaningful questions and them answering!!!!

Like how do you expect me to keep this conversation going?!?

Mind you they were the one who originally approached me and stated they really want to get to know me!

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There’s nothing more embarrassing than a person who refuses to know themselves

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Small psycho rant incoming

I HATE it when there’s an insta post or something and they put a QR code in the post for you to scan or in an email… THATS NOT HOW QR CODES WORK YOUVE JUST MADE THIS HARDER FOR ME.

So you want me to get my second device out to scan the QR code on my primary device. OH SORRY LEMME GET MY SECOND PHONE OUT REAL QUICK TO SCAN THE QR CODE THAT TAKES ME TO YOUR WEBSITE!!!!

Like fucking why that makes no goddamn sense!! Maybe if I was scrolling insta on a desktop and I could pull my phone out but even though I don’t know the stats I don’t think Instagram desktop usage is all that fucking popular

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Lowkey just worked out how to check my ask inbox on mobile and it’s filled with accounts asking for donations.

Lowkey hilarious since they all say stuff like “check my pinned post”…. Babe your anon I can’t check even if I wanted to

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