#scottish onceler

[askscottishonceler]

Um hello i'd like to introduce myself i was invited to your cabin! I hope you don't mind...

Nice ta meet ye. A'm Scotty.

[askscottishonceler]

Probably. I AM kinda awesome.... But Scotty, cooties are real! That's why everyone's getting a cootie shot, I mean, why would anyone bother if it was all just something made up and dumb?

Oh, richt, richt.

A get me cootie shot every season, so A'm completely safe.

[askscottishonceler]

You're nice. Aren't you gonna call me stupid and tell me I gots cooties or something?

A'm a wee old ta think o' cooties. Th' younger anes are probably jus' scared they'll like ye too much.

[askscottishonceler]

Tch, I'm totes fine, dude. Luckily it was on the way back so the things i took over there weren't ruined...

That's guid then. Wannae want a lovely lassie ta get hurt.

[askscottishonceler]

Of course we do that, but don't tell Counselor Z. He's gonna be a HUGE butt about it. You must be a heavy sleeper. I was pretty sure I woke up the guys' camp when I screamed falling in the lake.

Ye fell in th' lake? Are ye a'richt?

[askscottishonceler]

You don't hate anything? Not even us girls from South Stitch sneaking over in the middle of the night?

A dannae ken ye lassies did that.

A' in guid fun, richt?

[askscottishonceler]

Ah, how beautiful. A Once-ler of my own ethnic race. Come here ya little rascal and let me love you. uwu

Well those hips dannae lie.

That wis a horrible joke.

*Hugs them.*

[askscottishonceler]

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