#scottyouidiot

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scottyouidiot replied to your post: scottyouidiot replied to your post: The pizza guy...

I AM 100% USELESS WHEN CONFRONTED WITH A SPIDER SORRYYYYY

actually it was a huge fuckin cockroach. it crawled up on the ceiling and I caught it and flushed it.

fuck roaches. MIB. never forget.

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scottyouidiot replied to your post: The pizza guy just scared the ever loving bejeesus...

in what way could his presence be surprising if you were the one who summoned him

He approached silently and knocked on the glass just as I turned to look.

THERE'S A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER IN HERE AHMURGURDNOOOOOO

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scottyouidiot replied to your post: farriswheels replied to your post: euclase replied...

YOU’RE RAISIN ME PRETTY WELL I MEAN I’M TURNING OUT AWESOME XOXO

TRUE BUT PRETTY SURE YOU WAS BORN OUT OF MY NEST HEAD LIKE ATHENA AFTER MAYME GOT A LITTLE FRISKIER THAN USUAL XOXO nomnomnom

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DO Y'ALL HAVE THE CAR

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elementarysaidhe replied to your post: elementarysaidhe replied to your post: if i met…

no, it’s going to happen. there’s absolutely no reason why it can’t happen. so it’s happening. and it will be like the phone call. times infinity. and it’ll be beautiful.

and we’ll cry and our tears will be bananas and screeches and echoes and prefect brests and nothing will hurt ever again.

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CRYING BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

AND IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT MONTH

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