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Skarra

Dating Headcanons:

Did somebody say rockstar- I- I mean football star girlfriend?

Jokes aside that's pretty much the dynamic of the kind of relationship he wants, slutry, sexy, arm candy to alleviate his image and match his bad boy aesthetic.

İf you're a girl he snarkily insist you wear makeup during public appearances smokey black eye with silver glitter, red lips and well brushed eyebrows, highlighter and toner to make your face look sharp, and if you're a guy he'll suggest it a bit too much that it becomes obvious he wants you to. Concealer, highlighter, contour, maybe boyliner or glitter similar to Christan Bale at Velvet Goldmine.

I hate to say this but I can't see him dating anyone who isn't conventionally attractive or rather going public with them.

Loves loves loves flaunting his relationship so get ready for the whole football community to know whether or not you hog blankets.

Will get you sponsorship deals most likely from Vince's side businesses.

Loves rubbing his nose against yours, setting his chin on your shoulder, holding you by the hips, quick peck kisses.

Kind of odd but I will die on the hill that the more he knows you and the more intimate the relationship is the less intimacy you guys have.

At the start he uses sex to deal with any problem or sense of boredom in the relationship, but deeper in he actually talks things through or handles them better.

Paces around the big ass living room yelling and screaming and later grumbling and huffing whenever he losses a game.

Later on he might consider laying his head on your lap and letting you massage his scalp as consolation.

Expensive gifts all around but he isn't good at guessing what you like.

Never ever gets a public booth at a restaurant when you two are out on a date, as a matter of fact he gets in right next to the window.

Genuinely likes playing card games with you, taking extravagant baths and surprisingly playing footie.

His relationship with footie is a bit convoluted on one hand it was one of the things that brought him a lot of joy and still does, on the other hand he has a fog od internalised shame amd hostility around it.

Gets you a bedazzled football with his signature in black diamonds.

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North Shaw

Dating Headcanons:

Hate to say this but the relationship losses speed as it goes on, early on he's clinging to you like a koala. You wanna come to with him to the games? His skate park? The beach? His house?

He's desperate to prove he's fun and stuff but as he gets to know you better and the relationship gets more secure he doesn't think to invite you out as often. It can be a big argument.

He can come off inconsiderate due to just how fast paced and action packed his life is but if brought up hell do his best to reconcile these issues.

His nemesis can and will get in the way of your relationship btw, expect night after night of him calling you just to rant about Liquido without even a hi or a hello when he's playing in their home turf.

Not a big gift giver, he's an activies type of guy. Less necklaces or cologne more tickets to any game or sport you show interest in, spontaneous trips to water parks, the cinema such and such, can't sit still long enough for fancy dinners but he'll do his best anyways.

Likes hairy guys bonus if tattoos.

Right off his feet for gyaru/gyaru adjacent girls but not so much for gyorou guys.

Lots of playing with your hair and tugging on your clothes whenever he gets needy, looooves to pull on a guy tie.

Lots of shower pics, he has one of those expensive water resistant phones so I mean not just selfies but like his wet back to the camera flexing under a mansoon stimulating shower head.

His selfies make him look like a drowned rat in there but he loves the water pressure.

Dates to the Rainforest Cafe solely for the sake of photos.

Btw are you posting him on your social media? You should, like right now, or he'll pout :(

Goes public with your relationship right off the bat just because he doesn't wanna bother with all the sneaking around.

If you smoke he'll slowly try to wean you off or at least get you on nicotine pads or something just because he needs you not wheezing and coughing trying to keep up with him, he WILL make you pick up skating and he WILL make you pick up surfing, it's like not even a conversation, take off your jewelry, get on the rickety board.

If you don't drink you will get into at least beer and long Island teas with him.

To be honest I don't seem him as a marriage type of guy until he's at least like sixty and retired and done with the fun life (if he ever will be is the bigger question here), but if you guys have been long term enough he would be open to things like a civil partnership or something.

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Main hub here! Requests are always open!

Team H.C:

Hydra F.C

Orion F.C

Iron Tank F.C

Sultans F.C

Supa Strikas

Invincible United

Technicali

Charecter H.C:

Zoom Zahir

Dancing Rasta

Twisting Tiger

El Matador ×

Cool Joe

Klaus

Big Bo

North Shaw

Blok

Johan Uber

Ja Nein

Thor

Skarra

Dooma

Vince

Liquido

Shame Fin

Rhiano

Altivo

Inyo

Self-Insert H.C:

Vince Dating Headcanons

Klaus Dating Headcanons

Break-Up Headcanons

Reacting to S.H Headcanons

Ship Headcanons:

Skarra x Shakes

Liquido x North Shaw

Uber x Ja Nein

Dooma x Dancing Rasta

about me: guy, major, immigrant turk, gay, bodybuilder, employed + college

what to req: everything you see above + self insert moodboards, ur own hcs n thoughts, playlists

what to ask:my thoughts on characters, about me<3, pretty much anything you like, be decent

Notes: irregular posting schedule, there will be nsfw stuff, possible s.h, eating disorder, dead dove, etc. I tag all posts with tw and state it above most of the time but I implore you to block tags that trigger you, I am a government appointed hater fyi <3

housekeeping: credit for headers: @pixopix @xycrowlo @httpssturns <3, I will not accept requests for El Matador under most circumstances cause I hate his ass. THIS IS A SIDE BLOG I CANNOT REPLY TO U, I'M SORRY

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Strikas Fave Monster Flavors:

North Shaw:Hydro Manic Melon, he hates how ugly the bottle is though, keeps a bottle of Aussie Lemonade in his room as 'decor'

The Block:rehab green tea, he's still under the impression it's healthy/healthier :(

Dancing Rasta:Juiced Mixxed Punch, he would like to prefer Rio Punch but it's just too heavy for him :(

Twisting Tiger:Ultra Citron, he drinks a lot of it too, mixes it with shoju when he's feeling it

Klaus:Juiced Bad Apple, he thinks the can is super cool and his fave flavour is apple in everything anyways a close second is Monarch

Big Bo:Java Salted Caramel he doesn't drink many energy drinks because he's am old man though

Cool Joe:lover of the classics, only drinks the original. Genuinely likes the flavour especially with some spoon burnt sugar.

Shakes:Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red, naturally

Lol odd I know, I just had a funny idea of a Supa Strikas x Monster Collab commercial and how funny it would be so here it is

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TW: SELF HARM

Reacting to a self yeeting friend or close one:

North Shaw:

"Dude what're those?"

Probably notices them during or after surfing because yes he takes all his loved ones surfing with him at least once, it's his subconcious way of saying 'we're close now, i trust you, i want you to have fun.'

His senses are sharpest when he's on or near the board and he probably sees them and waits a few minutes to process before confrotibg you.

Not very educated on the subject but knows that he should watch his mouth and give you space so if you lie and just go 'oh it's the cat' or 'nothing' than he'll most likely let it go

Will act overbearing if he notices that you're not doing too well from that point forward, he's just trying to make sure you know you're not alone and that you don't have to resort to those things but it might seem like he's smothering you.

Dooma:

"That's fuckin' stupid y'know that right?"

Not the soft sort of guy, he cares very deep down but coming to the top it might sound like he's an asshole. He's trying to tell you it's immature and stupid there are better ways to handle this, he knows.

He knows better than most people that that isn't how it goes but he'll try anyways in his own crude ways, too attached to the tough guy rep to be tender and too triggered and wired up about it to drop it.

Will get you fruit though, that's still pretty nice and will tell you he's up to pratice or whatever it is you do to get the rush off togeather just so you know he's there.

Will show you his own scars to really drive home the point that this stuff lasts it'll give you relief for a second and then stay with you forever, whatever made you feel like this will tail you for the rest of your life, tell it to anyone though and they'll never find your body.

Ja Nein:

"You got anyzhing to clean zhat with?"

He's actually quite surprised to find somone like him, not the same but close enough y'know. Accepting but a bit clinicall at times.

Likes to compare scars he has thesse doubel cig snuffs on his arms he'll compare to yours will note down diffrences in sizes, shapes, colors etc. also has a bottle of cheap concealer if you should ever need it. Will offer to wrestle as a substitute.

Will swipe a few rolls of bandages and a bottle of wound cleanser out the med cabinet for you, will also cover for you if Colonel or the others get sus, he's turkish he's seen first hand just how...judgemental people can be amd what that leads to.

Dosen't really understand why people go to doctors for these sorta things he did and it didn't so shit, addictions begin and end with you but if you confide in him that you wanna try he won't say anything.

Klaus:

"Why would jou do that?"

Geniuenly dosen't understand but dosen't really want you to explain either, the idea itself is terrifying and foreign to him, he'll just stare at them for a while if you let him trying to wrap his head around the concept.

His preception of you and the way he acts might change a bit due to this because he really just can't fathom that you were doing that the whole time it's a little annoying but give him time he'll get over it.

Will keep it discreet with his life if he must, you can be sure it's never ever getting through to anyone especially his teammates or the press, he's so tight-lipped about it he won't even mention it to you even though his head is buzzing with questions.

Hates the similarities with this and some of his own behaviors he'll tell you about it in a moment of weakness, might even give you a secret of his to even things out.

A.N:y'all wanna guess why the hiatus was so long lol

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Uber x Ja Nein

Ship Headcanons:

Just wanna drop this off before we start please please let's not turn this ship into an uwu soft boy x mean big guy/ amon n Helen situation of course everyone can have their own opinion and preception of a ship but as a gay man im so sick and tired off that stereotype.

Can we talk about Crush Era 'cause like y'all just know these two were the most obnoxious, most in your face crushes ever Thor still calls them big gay peacocks.

Uber has a whole entire tone of voice he uses just for him, Ja Nein's mouthier with him and just more open to confrontation, they blush constantly around eachother (which isn't all that much of a problem for Ja Nein but Uber's white),they do this thing where they tease-flirt eachother and it's just so painfully obvious.

For some reason i really like the idea of İron Tank including Von Pushup coming togeather out of boredom to try and matchmake them because let's face it almost every man in the Tank is gay. So like Ja Nein goes 'im fucking the captain ' and they all have to pretend it's a shocker.

Very discreet with their affection, no fireworks and fancy words for thesse two also no nicknames it's just not for them.

Whenever Uber goes on a long misson he'll give Ja Nein his dog tags which he keeps in his breast pocket.

The first few months they slept togeather Ja Nein slapped a nicotine patch on Uber . Uber put tracking chips in everything he could get his hands on. They're both aware of what the other is doing, it's cute to them.

İt's less cute when Uber's overbearing nature clashes with Ja Nein's tendency to keep to himself and y'know expections of respect...for his privacy, also when Uber can't put into words that his bodily auntonomy is really important to him but Ja Nein's insecuritys and contolling attitude sometimes really irk him.

Their arguments are long lived and fiery, they'll both be on eachother's cases for a week or so afterwards but they make up slowly but surely.

Uber learns to be more trusting of both Ja Nein and his abilities and Ja Nein slowly let's off as he feels more and more secure both in and about the relationship.

Ja Nein's form of apolgizing is asking if he can do anything for him or if he needs anything it took Uber a little time to figure that out.

Forehead kisses, hand on the other's shoulder, thigh bumps, just rubbing shoulders and also leaning.

Uber likes to suddenly put his whole wait on Ja Nein and watch as he struggles he claims it's cute when they wrestle Ja Nein won't let him up untill he asks 'properly' because good manners are important.

When he's mad Ja Nein will speak to Uber's rack rather than him.

They really aren't the gift type but once Uber brought Nein an edelweiss that he pocketed during a misson who thought it was extremely fitting and carefully reserved it in a book.

Ja Nein mutters under his breath as he works and Uber can read lips; 'this fuckin tea taste like piss, can i convince Thor to get me ibufren, Uber really packin in that top, i wonder if we'll face İ.U next etc.'

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Can't believe Big Bo canonically has big naturals

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could you make some hcs about first meeting with Ja Nein, and generally with Iron Tank, and how the relationships changed trough time?

So at first the teams genral understanding was that Ja Nein was an insult, let me explain.

So we all know Von Pushup can be very *hand gestures* towards his players so when some smartass twink shows up and Von Pushup takes special care to announce that he's the SMART GUY and the IDEAS MAN yeah that was basically saying 'here's a guy who can do everything you can't' so at first they shun him and are downright rude to him.

Things change little by little with each New misson he takes on or helps in (İn C.J.l.H.G we can see that it's the first time one of the team is affectionate with him) the team also widely appriciate his tendency to just go for the most batshit insane solution to every problem also also i tottaly agree with the hc that he likes to wrestle and more often than not wins that earns him some social credit as well.

All in all they warm up to him but the change from not liking and not respecting Ja Nein to him actually being accepted as a part of the team isn't quick or drastic to an outsider it might still seem like they're picking on him, they are but it's a team thing now and he's picking on them back. At first there was some miscommunication between them because Ja Nein's main langugae is speaking while the rest of the guys favour action but they're getting through that.

At the place we are right now (and will probably be for some time let's face it) İron Tank respect him just enough to think it'd be rude to meddle in his business (he's a Man he knows what he's doing) and love him enough to verbally tell him he's done well on the other hand they don't care about him enough to not constantly bring up how small he is compared to them and they still like using him as workout equipment.