#scoundrelsfolly

[therunawayscamp]

“Tell me that wasn’t fun!”

Bob paused. There were bits of wood wedged into her hair, a gash across her shoulder, and a chip in her tusk, and she was grinning.

‘Y'right, it was fun. You’re better'n most humans. Less… breakable.’

[whatoddities]

Asher - 🎁 - Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not? / 🍟 - How does your muse feel about their body? Would they change it if they could?

[Prompt]

🎁 - Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not? 

Mostly? No. While Asher will take any excuse to drink and binge excessively (not that he needs an excuse, let’s be honest), he doesn’t like the harsh dose of reality he gets when he realizes another year (that he feels he doesn’t deserve to begin with) has ticked by for him and not for others.Sure, he’ll drink and have a good old time while around everyone, but when alone on his birthday, the drinking is less for fun and more a means to an end (i.e. to force himself into unconsciousness for a little while).

🍟 - How does your muse feel about their body? Would they change it if they could?

Asher is mostly comfortable with his body. Sure, he’d tell you that he wouldn’t mind an extra inch or two “where ever it’d count ;D” or that he’d like a little more muscle here or there or that he’d like to eat enormous amounts of cheese without getting gassy and stopped up for once... but mostly he’s fine with it.It’s just a body: a bit of flesh and bone and blood that he uses to get around from place to place.

In “normal” sexual encounters (one night stands, etc), he’s not shy about himself at all. He’s too busy focusing on his partner’s body and what he wants to do with them to even worry about his own body.In intimate sexual encounters, however, he does become a little more apprehensive about how his appearance might affect his partner, but given positive reaction and praise, he’ll soon turn his whole focus onto his partner.

[the-feline-curator]

@whatoddities‘ @scoundrelsfolly! Sorry for the low resolution; turns out I drew it really small without realizing it. 

[telltalethief]

“Are yeh Llaara? My friend Halldis told me about yeh.”

She tried. She really tried, to keep a straight face. She looked, no stared, at him in disbelief. "You are a friend of Halldis?” She asked, thinking it was the safer option between that and ‘under what rock did she find you?’

[brielleroux-archive-blog]

“Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?”

Pride & Prejudice (2005) Sentence Starters

“Of course,” she said, pushing past Asher to a bookshelf. “Butyou did deserve that.”

[tortulja]

Personally, I think he’s filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him one bit.

[Prompt]

“He does seem, uh...” Tortulja trailed off, trying desperately to find a positive word to describe the tattooed - and drunk - Imperial that had followed Halldis to Tortulja’s home. He was currently relieving his bladder in Tortulja’s garden, making positive words difficult to find.

Now he was apologizing for stomping on the Dragon’s Tongue. Even going so far as to lean down -- falling on his face in the middle of it -- to try and prop the flowers back upright. It was almost endearing. Then he puked on the flowers and himself, and a string of curses (some even unknown to Tortulja) flowed from his mouth as quickly as the vomit had.

“He’s certainly a character,” she concluded, nodding her head as if that were clearly the best choice of adjective for the stranger. She couldn’t help but give a worried look to Halldis, though she assumed the man hadn’t harmed Halldis in any way.

“Do you... know him? Or has he just decided to attach himself to you for the night? It happens sometimes in Riften... I could see if one of the guards or a friend could come remove him. Or, uh, guide him back to the inn?”

[charlottefrye]

Born This Way [Asher/Charlie]

scoundrelsfolly

“Well, I could spice t'ings up for ya, sweetheart,” he replied with a wink and a grin. “Shame that a lovely lass like yerself is spendin’ her evenin’ alone.”

Charlie looked at him for a moment, completely dumbfounded by his response, before she shook her head. “I’m not sure whether I should feel flattered or filthy, but unless you mean to spice it up with a hot meal, I’m afraid I’m not interested.”

[necroalfiq-blog]

Heart thing for anyone?

prompt

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

"What happened to his hair? It looks awful. When was the last time he dressed himself in something decent? If Ahjra were here, then this would not be tolerated.”

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💔(how close a friend they consider them)

“Trouble no doubt follows him, and she does not want trouble.”

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔(wanting to have sex with them)

A disgusted look crossed her face.

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔(hoping for a romantic relationship)

“No. No, and never.”