yo, where am I?
This place looks so weird, man.
I gotta find the other mercs.
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yo, where am I?
This place looks so weird, man.
I gotta find the other mercs.
madd makes being a (semi) functioning adult so hard I feel like I’m disappointing everyone by not doing all the things I’m supposed to be doing but I don’t have the energy and/or concentration that it requires. I feel like garbage
Yo, what do I name my little guy? Taking suggestions.
Democracy or somethin’.
beeper
Donald
Chipotle
Nugget
Spicy KFC
Whermst
Kentucky
Anakin
Chicken Tender
Bawkit
What do I name my torchic?
*sends a package full of modern candy, snacks, sodas, and other treats*
Here! Try some of this stuff! A lot of them are pretty good!
woah, thanks pal. This is a lot.
do they not have Bonk! anymore?
Grass grows, birds fly, the sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.
So basically, I kinda just appeared here one day. I’m Jeremy. The mercs call me Scout. My team? Oh, ya mean the guys that follow me around?
That would be, so far, my Torchic named Nugget. He loves being held, judgin’ by how he sits in my hand all day.
Here’s me, since that’s important.
(OOC under the cut)
hey knuckleheads, ya have any idea what this thing is?
I just found ‘em. Heavy can wait, I need to get this speedy little loser.
you knuckleheads expected me to remember to post here? get dunked on, moron!