#scp 1347

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do you have any highschool headcanons for scp 1347? (i have a huge soft spot for that box)

I don’t know the box too well, since the last time I wrote anything was for the only other ask I’ve received for 1347, but I hope this is fine!

SCP-1347/ReaderHigh School AU

•Not exactly a nerd, but not a jock. He’s in that middle ground. But, he’s also very nice, if a bit (or a lot) sassy. Will lend a helping hand if someone asks, but might be equally compelled to just watch them and judge. Look at your life, look at your choices.

•Part of the local newspaper club. He’s in charge of the anonymous asks and answers columns, which, due to his interest and attention, have grown considerably. He can always be counted on to have an answer to a question, no matter how strange or mundane. Even if he has to go down and research the answer himself.

•Has a slight fear of public spaces. And wide open spaces. He really prefers to remain inside, if he’s being honest. That’s not to say that he won’t go outside if someone wants to hang out, but that he’d be happy if that activity involved being inside instead. Don’t tell anyone, it’s a little embarrassing.

•Very big into comic books. Had an entire collection of them, all tucked neatly into boxes. But, they’re all the kind that actually get read. He’s ‘big’ into comics on a very causal scale, not about to argue semantics with someone based on attacks, but more likely to recommend someone read one because of the cool art or neat story.

•Will be your best friend without hesitating. Also won’t hesitate to tell you when you’re acting stupid, and will sass you to no end, but will always be by your side. If you want to become something more than best friends, he’d be cautious, but willing to try it out. As long as you aren’t too intense about it, that might scare him away.

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Can you do SCP-1347 X Researcher!Reader? You can write it in any style you want.

I did a mixture of report and story style writing, and I like how it turned out.

SCP-1347 (“Box Full Of Questions”)/Reader

Being research assistant to Dr. Thane meant a lot of time alone with SCP-1347. Who was, in all honesty, a very sassy wooden box that was the Foundation equivalent of a magic 8 ball. Your conversations were brief, if pleasant, until a series of odd tests.

Inquiry: What is your name?Occurred Event: Type AReply: Well, that’s a new one. You all call me SCP-1347.

Inquiry: What would you like to be called?Occurred Event: Type AReply: 1347 suits me fine. I should be asking you for your name.

Inquiry: Are you flirting with me?Occurred Event: Type AReply: Yes. Should I be trying harder?

That was the first recorded instance of SCP-1347 responding with its own question. The flirting was not expected, but the Foundation encouraged you to continue. The questioning, that is, not the flirting. You chose to continue that on your own.

A few days later. Testing continued.

Inquiry: Do you always flirt with researchers?Occurred Event: Type BReply: No, only you.Note: Several researchers unexpectedly came by to volunteer brief, standard questions for SCP-1347, before leaving. All reported confusion when questioned later.

Inquiry: What is the purpose of your flirting?Occurred Event: Type AReply: [Several pages upon pages of charmed observations of you, from the color of your hair to the way you spoke when you read your notes. It was all very flattering, if you were being honest, but embarrassing when the papers just kept coming and coming]

A few days later, more testing, standard, until one final question, one you slipped in when you were certain you were alone, the red of your face contrast to your white coat.

Inquiry: Would you like to go on a date with me?Occurred Event: Type BReply: Yes.

You found yourself overcome with a brief hint of confusion as soon as the reply came. What would happen? Nothing, at least not immediately. You helped put SCP-1347 away with Dr. Thane, walking back to your office, only to be stopped by a scientist you’d never even seen before. He smiled sheepishly at you.

“Do you still want to go on that date?” He asked. You blinked in surprise, lightly touching the paper from 1347 in your hands. Then, you too smiled.

“I thought you’d never ask.”