#scp hooper

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

Why can't anything be traced back to cory?

C: ….

C: so about that mission!

LT: well we have to wait until Hoopers here for me to brief you.

LT: speak of the devil, come on in Hooper.

[androidmedaa]

Alpha strike headcanon designs!

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

Ooooo what is it?

LT: what kept you?

H: I had to help Doctor Patience with a complication.

LT: well now that we’re all here, I’d first like to introduce our new team member.

LT: this is Johnson.

J: Hi! I’m excited for out first mission together.

LT: and now for our briefing.

SD. S: Hello task force Trot. Today your mission is to investigate a series of disturbances.

[androidmedaa]

How to defeat any 05: a guide

Sicc Cory and Hooper on them

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

Oh and ummmm Flopper if I see you I would turn around

Hooper: Already way ahead of you!

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

Hooper blink twice if you need help

Hooper: *Rapid blinking*

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

HOOPER I heard you are getting ANOTHER clone

hooper: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t have ‘clones’

[ask-the-scarlet-kingdom-au]

I think if you ask Lara I think she can tell you a few things about the new people but since it’s only mainly for people with higher clearance I don’t think she will tell you much

Lara: Listen. I’ll tell you whatever you want to know. Just don’t tell the 05.

hooper: Lara that is highly unethical

Lara: YOU’RE unethical.