#scp-3008-2

[tin--can]

lamp guy. whats his name again

[totallycorrectscpquotes]

SCP-347: I go to IKEA just for fun sometimes.

SCP-3008-2: What do you like to do there, Claudia?

SCP-347, absolutely deadpan: Steal.

[ratvich]

[tatonslice]

when you can't donate so you draw instead (even though they raised enough money already)

[yourfavedrinksbathwater]

SCP-1471 and SCP-3008-2 from SCP Founfation drink bathwater!

Art: x

Requested by: @myprofile9

[the-shipping-machine]

My teacher: *enters classroom with an IKEA bag*

My SCP fan side of the brain: Oh my god, she found the exit.

[the-shipping-machine]

For some reason I can imagine this situation

Some guys trying to scavange some food inside SCP-3008 (and maybe to find the exit), only to find a huge door with the wykrds "STAFF ONLY" drawn on it in a blue marker, and there's rock music coming from the other side.

One dude just opens the door, and they find a few "staff" members just smoking/vaping, eating snacks, and the first thing one of them say as soon as the notice the humans is "Oh, shit. Please tell me one of ya'll got a lighter or something."

[the-shipping-machine]

Lost got lost (again) and 3008-2 had to treat his wounds (again).