Sometimes I think about what a Jencer fic would look like from me, and honestly it would more than likely be something like The Crew visits IKEA and somehow Jack gets separated from the herd and by the powers that be gets locked inside infinite IKEA. Of course Spencer scares the shit out of him, probably by cooly hiding in a display room, and they spend the night together.
In some of the least sexy ways imaginable.
AKA, an entire night of Spencer pulling Jack around by the scruff out of the figurative and all-together-too literal mouths of IKEA. They hide from employees, get hunted by the wifi salesmen, and only mostly escape the samples giver.
Spencer kills a lot of employees and Jack is just working hard to keep up, all the while talking out of his ass. Lots of harsh opinions on putting furniture together and overcharging consumers. Some surprising agreements are shared.
By the end of it the staff is just trying to get the two freakazoids out of the store, they don't need more anomalies inside their anomaly, thanks.
They get kicked out of SCP-3008 and go their separate ways, shook up and surprised at what a sort-of good time they had.
That's all.
