#scp-3008

[elk985]

The store is now closed, Please exit the building.

[thedoublepp]

Sometimes I think about what a Jencer fic would look like from me, and honestly it would more than likely be something like The Crew visits IKEA and somehow Jack gets separated from the herd and by the powers that be gets locked inside infinite IKEA. Of course Spencer scares the shit out of him, probably by cooly hiding in a display room, and they spend the night together.

In some of the least sexy ways imaginable.

AKA, an entire night of Spencer pulling Jack around by the scruff out of the figurative and all-together-too literal mouths of IKEA. They hide from employees, get hunted by the wifi salesmen, and only mostly escape the samples giver.

Spencer kills a lot of employees and Jack is just working hard to keep up, all the while talking out of his ass. Lots of harsh opinions on putting furniture together and overcharging consumers. Some surprising agreements are shared.

By the end of it the staff is just trying to get the two freakazoids out of the store, they don't need more anomalies inside their anomaly, thanks.

They get kicked out of SCP-3008 and go their separate ways, shook up and surprised at what a sort-of good time they had.

That's all.

[theballadofquincy]

i’ve heard people say they’d be really silly w their moots and friends if they met them irl. however. no one has suggested making coats with scpf logos on them and going to an ikea before, somehow??

so i must ask: would you attempt this with your pals or not? /silly

@logicalistlee / @spaghetti-number1rated1997 would yall? :3

[drphitheguy]

Someone asked me to draw Myo at Ikea and here we are...Though, I'm not sure this is an ordinary Ikea.

[gingercatmeowo]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[jazzhands7]

Every time i see this article it's one of the two

[bradfordblitz]

SCP-3008, but instead of an infinite Ikea, it's an infinite Spirit Halloween. Think of it. Weapons and masks to shield your face and protect yourself. Fog machines to hide you from the workers and if you don't get out quick enough, you're there for a year until you find a way out next Halloween.