#scp-____j

[schrodingers-fyke]

Yallllll oh my gods

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Item #: SCP-____-J Object Class: _______ Special Containment Procedures: In a box in my office. Description: It’s a rock that makes you procrastinate. Addendum: Probably memetic or something. I’ll finish writing this up later.- Dr. Vang

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