Keter? What Keter? I don't see any Keter.
Here have my cat instead!!
SCPtober Day 23
SCP-010-J
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Keter? What Keter? I don't see any Keter.
Here have my cat instead!!
SCPtober Day 23
SCP-010-J
Yallllll oh my gods
(Picture ID: White text on a black background that reads the following:
Item #: SCP-____-J Object Class: _______ Special Containment Procedures: In a box in my office. Description: It’s a rock that makes you procrastinate. Addendum: Probably memetic or something. I’ll finish writing this up later.- Dr. Vang
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SCP-049-J is my son now and you all can’t stop me.
SCP article describing a faintly silly or ridiculous anomaly which also has a corresponding -J article, i.e. SCP-12345 and SCP-12345-J, where text of both versions of the article is word-for-word identical.
Hey you recently posted an Scp concept that sounded familiar, so I found a couple that were related to it
First there’s scp-7777, which works the closest to your idea
I also found scp-4559 which uses the choice to accept a receipt at a store or not as a rng
And there’s scp-Y, an anomalous finite set of every mathematical number that does not exist
Hope these were kinda what you were looking for :)
(in reference to this post here)
They mostly aren't, but my immediate thought on seeing that last one was that there needed to be a joke version of it called "SCP-J".
Scp-____J (Procastinati
Item #: SCP-____-J
Object Class: _______
Special Containment Procedures: In a box in my office.
Description: It's a rock that makes you procrastinate.
Addendum: Probably memetic or something.
I'll finish writing this up later.- Dr. Vang
-via http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-j
' SCP-5308-J-5: A three-year-old male Caucasian child who answers to the name of "Jerry." It was found at a playground near Site-██, playing on a swingset. So far, it has been concluded that SCP-5308-J-5 is not bulletproof, fireproof, regenerative, stronger than average, or capable of commanding dangerous animals. Further tests are to be approved by Director ████████.
For the continued mental health of SCP-5308-J-5, a regular schedule of normal developmental activities is to be strictly enforced. Guards and researchers are to take particular note of Section 5b, "Nap Time," and Section 7a, "Hugs." To help combat SCP-5308-J-5's ongoing behavioral issues, use positive phrases such as "How's it going, slugger?" "Good going, Jerry!" and "Your parents are probably quite proud of you, if they're still alive."'
(SCP-5308-J-5 standing near Agent ███████)