That's Mr. Faggot To You

@schrodingers-fyke

Ace || 22 || any/all pronouns || ΘΔ || Current Podcast: Malevolent || just some twerp little faggot dyke || @mxwlfgrl is my girlfriend 🥰🩵 || All hail the glow cloud. All Hail. || Wife (and now personally) proclaimed "vastard" || PFP is my fursona Rhazien drawn by @yawndogs on twitter ||

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theconcealedweapon

thatghostthateatspeople

using that one reference that's all over my recommended. Also, loosely inspired by that one scene in 59 where he asks "can I trust you to talk in person" as well as the other scenes before we see his face because AHHHHH those are so fun.

fairycosmos

theyre saying if you work really hard and build your whole life around it you could go pro at emails

who-the-hay

its mandatory that john serves more cunt than arthur

toroxstar

im crying. wtf was his problem

mag-nifico

And then to have the audacity to say “I fell off the drum set”

louisegluckpdf

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

rockshitty

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

starbeenz

Quite the cast this season!

Threshold has me in a chokehold I’m afraid.

Also I confess my rendition of Jack was heavily inspired by @capesch-arts version with that impish grin. It just fit him so well!

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#Superman is trying to kill me #and Bert. From fucking Sesame Street. Is trying to save me #I'm dead #I'm so fucking dead #I'm pregnant with being dead and it's Superman's

sliversoakley4

this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

innerchildabortionclinic

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

kropotkindersurprise

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.