#scrapyardwings

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Judge is about to extend the trial by another day and wright and edgeworth try to convince him that "no give us twenty minutes we can sort this out today, we're busy tomorrow" and when the judge tells them to spit out the reason they can't finish another day they admit they're getting married the next day. The judge waxes on about how he always cries at weddings and gets off track and in the end invites himself to the wedding.

GET A LOAD OF THIS

[tfwlawyers]

captainharrie asked: i sEE LOTS OF DISTRESSING DAD!MILES ANONS AND I DONT ACCEPT THEM instead   uh. what if,, imagine miles and apollo going grocery shopping and like apollo is just being unnecessarily loud. 'do you want shreddies or cheerios apollo' 'I LOVE CHEERIOS DAD'

scrapyardwings asked: In the au where Trucy and Apollo are there for most of the series, Apollo sitting in on a trial and his first Objection slightly confuses the judge because all he sees is two spikes sticking up from the defense stand. From then on he brings his own box to stand on. Trucy usually sits with Pearls when she's not channeling someone.

denydestiny asked: miles goes to all of trucy's shows w/ apollo and phoenix and after learning "do not explain the trick to apollo because he will excitedly yell REALLY into the crowd and trucy will volunteer you up into the show and 'lose' your favorite cravat for a month" he sits and raves at how good trucy is at illusions like a soccer mom while phoenix sits by pouting "she does this everytime we visit. it's not *that* exciting". even when phoenix and apollo don't go miles is always there & he drives her home

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badmcnugget asked: i don't even know who came up with dad!miles au but i'm having so many feelings about this (esp abt phoenix noticing the similarities, that one was mine btw accidentally hit anon oopS) i just really like dad miles what would their home life be like imagine him helping apollo with homework and watching the steel samurai together like apollo is not even as into it but he's just so excited to spend time with his dad doing relaxing stuff

IM !!! YELLING !!!!!!!! this is like everything that is good and pure about the parent trap au except theres no bad divorce thrown into the mix there s just. apollo growin up w a supportive father and finding his own path either in careers or whatever else and miles encouraging him 100% along the way aND OH  NO DAD!MILES.....thinking he could never b a father the way gregory was to him but he iS HE RLY T RUL YIS. ..

anon said: Would Edgeworth ever have a scenario with Apollo after he adopts Apollo where he’s constantly called “Miles” or “Mr. Edgeworth”, and one day he’s just like “Please Apollo, you know you can address me as your father.” Or something like that.

abSOLUTELY especially if we’re going w anon’s timeline w/ 25 yr old miles adopting 14 yr old apollo im in such pain rn

anon said: okay but all this talk of Miles raising Apollo made me think of an au, like Miles adopts Apollo and Phoenix adopts Trucy when their mother dies and they move to other parts of the country but Apollo and Trucy meet at a camp for adopted kids and realize they're brother/sister because they have the same biological mother. Phoenix/Miles meet through their children who start to spend time together and realize they know each other from school. They move in together "for the kids' sake" and then date

iIIMM M M SC REMMMAMIINNG !!!!!!!!!!!! GI VE THIS TO ME GIVE ME SINGLE DAD P/E AND T/A ACTUALLY COMING TO GRIPS W THE FACT THAT THEY’RE HALF SIBS AND ONE BIG OL MESS OF A FAMILY AT THE END

scrapyardwings asked: Phoenix knew Lamimor and was Trucy and Apollo's godparent and that's why he came to have them so young. During Phoenix's more gruesome cases Apollo stays at the prosecutor's office with Edgeworth and becomes a favorite among the prosecutors. Franziska even buys him one of his first suits because no future son of her foolish brother will be seen in anything less than his best. (She also gives Trucy one of her whips)

;000000000000; ok so this is actually phoenix adopting both trucy and apollo at a young age buT STILL TH IS I SGOING IN HERE IM SO UPSET RN THIS IS SO GOOOOOOD

[madiniwa]

I guess this is interesting? My sister claims that I have no self preservation skills, as I have literally accepted candy from strangers at shady downtown bus stops and not realized this fact till I was on bus and eating said candy. I didn't have any excuse either I was sixteen at the time.

Once when my younger siblings and I were walking our dog, a van (a people mover type) pulled up next to us. A guy stepped out and asked us about our dog, explaining that he was looking for a hypoallergenic breed for his wife as she had some health issues. He then proceeded to talk to us for another 10 minutes (without any prompting on our side) and try to teach us the alphabet in sign language for no apparent reason, while his family waited in the car. 

It was very bizarre. 

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Name: Shayna Nickames: Shayna Mac and this douche in my class called me Mac-Attack for a while Birthday: 11 November Gender: female Sexual orientation: Straight Favourite colour: Purple, just like every good Saint lol that's not the reason Time and date at current moment: Dec 13 at10 AM Lucky number: 11 Last thing I googled: how to fix my iphone because Apple's a bitch First word that comes to mind: bitch because I just typed it??? One place that makes me happy: not having duty How many blankets I sleep under: many, so many Favourite character: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, maybe the Boss from Saints Row??? idk?? Tv show: GOT, Parks and Rec, The Mindy Project, Dexter Favourite beverage: Minute Maid Fruit Punch Favourite food: mashed potatoes

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[yathina]

scrapyardwings replied to your post: getting a white lumos tattoo on the si...

Which fonts though? Same ones or would they be different?

same ones. probably helvetica if i can ever find a free download of it so i can take a look. but in general very basic, very minimalistic. i (unfortunately) do have tattoos on my wrist already but i'd do it on the side :)