#scratch that.

[sophistprick]

@vermiculuspasseris:

nah. its my name. favorite animal is cat actually. i like em spicy. nice to meet you c.

ok I’m blinking first on this, because the reply UI is so ugly that I can’t be asked to look at it anymore. Congratulations on your moral victory.

I saw a trio of crows mug someone once. Like, distract and nab. Really made an impression on me. Cats are cool. 

[odessa-edmundson]

I just found out a box of munchkins from Dunkin Donuts used to cost like a buck fifty.... 😧😑

All those years of feeling guilty when we had them. I felt bad cause I thought adults were splurging to get them -on the rare occasions we had them- and now to find out ... $1.50.. 😐😐

[ask-a-lethed-loser]

Are you feeling any better Taro-chan?

“I’m okay... He’s still alive. I know it.”

“He is. And he made us promise to take care of you, so you should stick around, okay?”

“So ‘Taro-chan knows how to lie too, huh?”

“Oh, well! We’ll make sure you actually are okay. So no more hiding out on your own.”

[thanksforcalling-itsizzy]

Good news! I bought a new car! So excitinggg!

Bad news! I now have to pay $580/month for the next six years!

[fullcfterrors]

☆ Put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. It’s time to spread positivity ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

[marleysboy-blog]

Why.

[hacknet]

i feel sick