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#Well I survived somehow.#Now I just need food.

“That sounds cool and all, but it sounds like it needs precision... And that isn’t exactly my strong suit.”

“Buuuut it could help if I run out of flares... How much is it?”

As much as he hates it, he has to ask. This stuff is most certainly cursed, but if it swings, he can wield it. Craig sighs.

“Alright, gimme a rundown.”

#cursedshopkeep #CJ In Person

“O-Okay... M-m-maybe the mountains w-weren’t the best place to hide out...”

The mountains were definitely no place for a human, much less a human lacking the supplies to make a fire. Even with the ability to ignite his hands, a lone flame’s no good without kindling. So, Craig does the obvious; trespass into a seemingly uninhabited cave to while the night away.

Let’s hope no one minds...

#CJ in Person #open

“Bleh, fine. But only becurrse I thinkyerawesum...” Craig purposefully trails off at the end. Finn hearing that would be a fate worse than Banana Guards.

“I’m takin’ this to a little spot outside the Ice Kingdom. Some big shot ‘merchant’ is supposed to be there and I wanted to see if he’d buy this. And if he does, I take it back in the night, then give it back to it’s original owner.”

#finnthehelper #CJ In Person

Craig smiled at the other, casually lifting the rags from his eyes. “Yeah, it’s me again.” Craig almost winced at the next question.

“Promising. To a certain degree... I mean, running in with a fire axe wasn’t the best idea, but it did get me a floor ahead.”

#cursedshopkeep #CJ In Person

@cursedshopkeep

For a moment, Craig wanted to speak up. But he just couldn’t bare to interrupt her singing. He argues whether or not to sit down and listen, but this shop isn’t exactly a campfire.

Craig silently coughs to get her attention.

#cursedshopkeep #CJ In Person

Sheesh. It’s cold up here...

#I think I was under prepared.#The mountains definitely required kindling.

“Oh... Oh god, candy people eat candy... How did I not notice that?”

“I know man, but I really am trying to help. Just in my own, convoluted way.”

#finnthehelper #CJ In Person

#I got coffee on the brain.#I gotta go quench my bean thirst.#Be right back.

#Morning.

Guess the dash has slowed down, huh.

#Too bad I can't sleep.#Oh well.

“Uh... Since about April second, eleven fifteen onward. And- I dunno, man. Do you know who Robin Hood is? Because that’d make justifying this act much easier.”

#finnthehelper #CJ In Person

Craig skids to a halt, knowing full well Finn pokeing holes in him was a terrible alternative solution. Breathing heavy, Craig turns to Finn.

“Sheesh... I need to do more cardio...”

#finnthehelper #CJ In Person #{{He got the rags from Raggs}}

#Boredom has stricken #A terrible misfortune #I'm writing haikus

Having Finn chase him put a little more pep in Craig’s step, looking back every now and then to see if he’d made any headway.

“Listen, Finn, I know this looks bad, but give me a half hour and I’ll convince you whoever owned this deserved it!”

#finnthehelper #CJ In Person

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