When he was "scratching his balls"...
*talking with my guy friend about my story*
Me: Do you know, how much time did it cost me to rewrite the whole freaking story for you? Do you know, how hard is to make a male character into a female and reverse?! God! Imagine all the things, that a man can do but a woman can´t...
He: You mean a "I was scratching my balls" kind of sentence you had to rewrite?
Me: *bursts into laughter*











