EmptyShadowStuff

This is a blog of a open minded writer, cat lover and fujoshi :333

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 Just a while ago, while writing my essey for tommorows lesson, I saw the most beautiful and smartest creature, who was following me the whole day as a shadow. Appreciating her wiseful existence I tought I maybe should say out loud what I kept hiden:

"Ah, Inspiration, I love you so so so much - you can´t even imagine :333 Please, stay with me for a bit longer while and I´ll try my best not to bother you! I swear the God, you won´t regret staying by my side!"

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When he was "scratching his balls"...

*talking with my guy friend about my story*

Me: Do you know, how much time did it cost me to rewrite the whole freaking story for you? Do you know, how hard is to make a male character into a female and reverse?! God! Imagine all the things, that a man can do but a woman can´t...

He: You mean a "I was scratching my balls" kind of sentence you had to rewrite?

Me: *bursts into laughter*

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What I've learned on dance lessons.

I simply hated dance. It was like hell for me. But once my dance teacher told us a story. It was short and I can't remember what exactly was going on. The oly thing I remember is the moral of it: YOUR LIMIT IS WHERE THE WHOLE WORLD AROUND YOU FADES AWAY (AND YOU END UP DEAD OR IN THE BETTER CASE IN THE HOSPITAL.). So when someone's telling me to rest because I look overhelmed I reply: "Nah, it's nothing, I can stand more... Now, leave me alone, I have to work on this..." till I won't end up in a hospital knowing, that I reached my limit and gave it everything.