Mar 11, 2023
Ok so imagine Reader being Ash Williams's son and having all the horror girls in love with him
Y/N: and so I cleaved that Deadite in half with a hatchet and shot it’s mouth clear off with my boomstick
Tara (Scream): so hot!
Gemma (M3GAN): how are you not taken?
Allison (Halloween): yeah my last boyfriend turned out to be a killer. I’m looking for a nice hero type
Tara: hey I saw him first!
Sam: we agreed to share him, sis!
Naru (Prey): I will hunt you all for him!
Y/N: ladies there’s plenty of the king to go around.
Ash: where’d my son get all this swagger from…oh right. Me.