Your coffee ordering post is perfect. I deal with that on a daily basis. I started up north at Dunkin. It was fine. Came down south and worked at Dunkin. FUCK. THIS. These morons can't order SHIT for themselves. Every customer is a new game of 20 Questions. And no one knows what "black" means. I honestly don't believe they know it only refers to the COLOR of their coffee. And forget sandwiches. These flickers have a whole new dumb language and don't understand why I have to ask then questions.
Hahaha thanks girl! Ain’t it the truth? Honestly, I can’t even believe I’m surprised anymore by peoples’ stupidity. One time one of my co-workers asked one of the standard questions: “Would you like anything else?” and the guy flipped out. “I’m sick and tired of you asking me if I want anything else!” I shit you not. Like, okay next time I’ll just throw your coffee at you and tell you to get lost.
Your Tumblr name explains my life working at a coffee shop. I want so badly for customers to scream at me more just so I can tell them to fuck off.