#screwedforlife

[take-me-south]

I told Hunter we need a floor length mirror for our bedroom. He didn’t quite understand why. I’m beginning to think he has no idea what he’s getting himself into marrying me. 👸🏼 #TooLateNow #ScrewedForLife #LifeSentencetotheSelfieQueen https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqa9fB4lK9d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rb7a5ave1bgm

[piranharecords]

#DEA #DeadEndAlliance #FatPat #DJScrew #KayK #HAWK #ScrewedForLife #DeadEnd #SlowedUp #HTown #PiranhaRecords #RoundRockTX #Texas (at Piranha Records)

[mwachi-productions]

No for real tho I'm screwed for life😔😔 #comedy #ComedyVine #LOL #bruh #screwedforlife

[existence-unidentified]

James Buchannan was the only one president to have never married. That alone makes me feel less fucked about my life.

[minxxs]

i'm so screwed for this summer because of all the things i have to pay for and what even worse is that work isn't giving me enough hours :'(

[360mnl]

im so dead you guys

I was on facebook and my friend Monica sent me a pic of Harry Styles on his underwear with the caption "FUCK ME STYLES" on it and im so dead because its on my ipod but my dad got my ipod so obviously he could see it through the notifications and yep thats the end of me .... help me God !

[thisrobotcansmile]

That´s life

☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Unable to fall in love with normal people due to too many perfect fictional characters