texts the other memes at 3 am:
tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable:
Both, though Al at a far higher frequency.
is the designated driver and who always gets wasted:
Al. Even on nights where he’s not with her, he won’t drink if he knows she’s out to make sure she has a ride home no matter what.
always has to host the impromptu sleepover:
Al. Delilah comes to him in the middle of the night when she needs company, but he also couldn’t bear to be away from his dog for a night.
who’s netflix account gets mooched off of:
Delilah’s. Al has his own but his laptop and TV have been logged into Delilah’s account for well over a year.
brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie:
They take turns, but Al usually tries to sway the movie decision in his own favor every time.
is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight:
Delilah. Al can be stubborn as a mule.
calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail:
Delilah. Al is the type to make a stupid Instagram post at 12am for her birthday.
is the better wingman to the other:
Al. Absolutely any chance he gets, he pulls pretty girls to Delilah in a very ‘Haaaave you met Ted?’ fashion.
‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘:
They both fall into both categories. Delilah’s strong on Al’s behalf when he needs it and Al is strong on Delilah’s behalf wehen she needs it.
pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together:
They don’t need to pull each other up, they’re both gunning for the stage as soon as they see karaoke.
