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Andrea: Andie and I were contemplating maybe going to Savannah Georgia for a weekend or something, go on a ghost tour, see some museums.
Me: DO IT. Let me come! Let's make a pit stop in.... in.... that old town... the one that's close to Gainesville.... I want to say Argentina but that's definitely... wrong...
Andrea: St Augustine.
Me: That's the one.
Me: Can body parts become ghosts?
Amber: No. Does your foot have a soul?
Me: ...Yes.
I fucking hate being P.C. No one cares!!
straight, cis, able-bodied, christian, white male
Don't say 'yay'. It's not Christmas!
Stephen
WHY ARE THERE NOT MORE SCROBO POSTS?
My friends say the funniest shit, but it’s always really dumb out of context so I never feel like it’s funny to post it.That, or we’re high and the poignant/hilarious things we say are things like, “We need to go steal that American flag…” // “I feel like I’m the mint part of a mojito.” (By the way, when those things were spoken, they were so meaningful and touching that I someone told me I was speaking poetry, which was so funny that I cried.)
I’m rambling now.
I guess what I’m trying to say is I’ve lost the gauge on what is really funny and what’s not? Because I feel like 98% of the humor in my life is situational.
All that said, I updated the “scrobo” tag to include all the stuff previously tagged “scrolly box”. You’re welcome, everyone.
Brodie: My childhood friend contacted me today.
Me: I thought your psychologist got rid of him.
Brodie: Oh, that's right! I was supposed to meet with my psychologist.
Me: It's one of the most easy songs I've ever had to play and I just can't get through it!
Andrea: I think the word you're looking for is "easiest".
Me: ... nope.
Me: I'm not even religious. I just love The Prince of Egypt. It's probably one of my all time favorite movies.
Brodie: I liked Veggie Tales. It was my favorite piece of religious fiction (aside)- besides the bible.
