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[tastyrepulsorboots]

Me: Can body parts become ghosts?

Amber: No. Does your foot have a soul?

Me: ...Yes.

[accioamber]

Me: It's one of the most easy songs I've ever had to play and I just can't get through it!

Andrea: I think the word you're looking for is "easiest".

Me: ... nope.

[accioamber]

Me: I'm not even religious. I just love The Prince of Egypt. It's probably one of my all time favorite movies.

Brodie: I liked Veggie Tales. It was my favorite piece of religious fiction (aside)- besides the bible.

[accioamber]

Theatre Superstitions

Amanda: Break a leg!

Andie: Preferably your competition's.

[accioamber]

Nein.

**Putting clips on his ear.**

Me: Does that hurt?

Brodie: Nein.

Me: Oh, okay. Good.

Brodie: Nine out of ten. That really hurts.

[accioamber]

Kill Bill

Me: Honestly, I cannot even give you one single reason why Kill Bill is the best movie. It. Just. Is.

Madie: So, far I do not think it is good.

Me: IT'S NOT BUT IT'S ALSO THE BEST.

Me: Also, 11:11. Make a wish.

Madie: I wish this movie were better.

[accioamber]

LIRL

Me: At school, there was this guy dressed in a suit and he was shaped like a V and I didn't know real life people came in that shape and I think I droolled on ym shirt.

Andrea: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Me: Hahahaha Your textually representation of laughter is so hilarious to me. hahahaha that sounds sarcastic, but I can tell how funny you think my jokes are by how many ha has you type and that makes me giggle a lot.

lirl

hahahahahah

Andrea: hgaahahahahahahahaha

ahahahah

grfnxlkv./

Me: hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha

hahahaha

hahaha

Andrea: stiop

Me: stop it.

Andrea: ohmygd

Me: haha

hhahaha

Andrea: dfghjf

Me: stop it.

hahahaha

Andrea: i'm crying

and drooling

gross

hahajajajajajahahahahhaha

Me: i'm crying.hghahahahashha

ewwww.

hahahahahahahaha

abs.

breath breath whew.

Andrea: ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Me: okay.

hahahahaha

STOP IT

hjahahahahkasdjfh

hahah

Andrea: oh gos

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[accioamber]

The Hopeless Romantic

I am just like you, the hopeless romantic that feels starved of affection sometimes. Wanting that storybook romance and that breathtaking sort of passion, while dating a realist: the one who assumes you know they love you and leaves it up to you. 

- A Good Friend