#scroogewig

[givena-friggs]

hassle me haggis

One night, I watched Ducktales and “Down the Hatch” right before bed and went to sleep wondering how the egg-laying bit worked.

The resulting dream was a story in which Scrooge McDuck and Ludwig Von Drake had a torrid love affair in a golf course pond that caused Scrooge to lay an egg.

I christen it “Scroogewig.”