Eh-he, I made another customer upset again. Honestly though, I think I'm the one who should be, even though I'm not upset more... perplexed. This dude is obviously an active participant in some extra illegal activities. Biggest clues being: smell, incessant low mumbling, strange behavior, continued unprompted insistence he is not on drugs.
The last few times he was here he kept asking me if I was related to the owner, whom he claims to know. I've never heard of the person he mentioned and my manager is the owner's brother. Mr. Owner lives about 3 hours away. I had given him my card to show that my last name was not what he told me it was.
I suppose today was the last straw for him. We are such terrible people to deal with and have very unreasonable standards. I wouldn't cave and tell him I was only kidding about not being who he tells me I am.
The scruffian mumbled his way to the exit of the store and with all his might mustered a normal level tone exclaiming "You don't have to worry about me anymore I won't be back".
Unfortunately I do not believe he will be keeping his word on the matter.