God I forgot what a ridiculous dramafest S4E14 “Memento Mori” is.
- Scully: “So all those abductee women from last season that for once we didn’t forget about have the same cancer as me?” “Yeah.” “And they all died?” “Yeah” “And they were all treated for said cancer by the same doctor?” “Yeah” “Well shit sign me the hell up!” Scully pls
- Scully’s Dying Consumptive Emo-Girl voiceover entries.
- Skinner: MULDER I FORBID YOU TO MAKE A DEAL WITH CSM TO SAVE SCULLY’S LIFE HE IS EVIL AF
- Skinner: /immediately makes deal with CSM to ‘save Scully’s Life’
- Mulder gettin REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT Shapeshifty Bounty Hunter what is this the third time this year? JFC.
- Scully: “Oh Woe Is Me I Feel That I am Dying Mulder if You Read This I Wish You to Know that My Last Thoughts Were of--oh hai Mulder.”
- Scully: “...wait so the doctor was poisoning me this whole time?” SCULLY PLS








