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GREG.

     brows knit and the smallest pout forms on her lips as she pries the bottle of tequila away from him.  ❛ you have already had way too much of this. ❜  it’s not like her to drink this much, but tonight she indulges herself if only to ease her heartaches.  ❛ kromě toho jsem ji potřebují víc než vy. ❜

@scurpuss // starter call

[mischieflawed]

slurred words

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

They are camped out by a river. Stiles is sitting with one leg over the other, next to the unlit campfire pit, head swaying to some beat in his mind. The bottle of vodka that he lifted off someone that he opened not even twenty minutes ago was already half gone.

❝ You know, you're not too bad for a grumpy mustache-hating old man.❞

[mischieflawed]

"You look like a cheap male stripper. You pay someone to watch not the other way around."

❝ And you look like a grumpy old man who's up past his 6 PM bedtime, drink your milk, take your meds, and go to bed. You seem to be losing it. ❞

[etoilebleu]

cont. @scurpuss

joel was such a god damn hard ass. so impatient, too.

him yanking it out like that without much precision would only make the tissue more inflamed. is what she was going to say before he did it. shoulders dropped and she gave a heavy sigh with the shake of her head, having no other option than to quickly get to work, standing on her knees while he sat against the wall.

he made it worse for himself.

so she said what she could think of, something completely out of the left field so she could dab antiseptic over the small gaping wound and stab the flesh with the suture needle before he could notice.

" mhm. "

mia attempted to keep her composure, holding her head up high to hide her smile. his reaction was just as she hoped. it had its duel purpose. eyelids fluttered rapidly, giving him a shrug while her hands got to work. " oh I can show you crazy. " pressure was pushed against the wound and gauze was dabbed and wiped to clean up the blood, attempting to sew it up quickly. but he kept moving and writhing in pain.

huffing in frustration, the hidden metal beneath one of the legs of her jeans clunked as she scooted herself to sit directly in his lap, pinning him from moving so she could do this properly.

" yeah? how's that? even crazier, right? " her voice was rushed as her eyes focused on weaving the needle and thread with the tool, needing him distracted for just a bit longer. hopefully this was enough to shock him silent and still and not give him a heart attack.

" put your fucking HANDS on my hips. " she barked, a little out of the ordinary for mia to be so....bossy. but she knew joel, she knew what strength he had to buck and jerk. she knew how they weren't in a complete sterile environment which was both stressful and annoying. so he needed to be as still as he could.

" moan in my ear, do what you gotta do, joel. just DON'T move. "

just a few more weaves and she would be done and it could be properly closed up.

[mischieflawed]

[TXT] { spazz } : don't rush i've only been waiting. [ RANDOM TEXT MESSAGE PROMPTS ]

RANDOM TEXT MESSAGE PROMPTS.

[Clicker Bait] OKAY. SO when I need you to rush, you tell me to relax, but suddenly I need to rush? hmmmm?? [Clicker Bait] Now. I am going to take even more time.

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to my fellow musical hoe, ultimate stantino, real life anna and one of the most creative people i know -- i hope you have a fun-filled day and a wonderful year to come  &&  i wish you all the best in the world and i hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted in life and more. thanks for bein a friend and know that i’m always here if you need me !! :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE !!  ( @scurpuss , @pochemvchka )

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gretra for the ship meme 8)

send a ship and i’ll tell you.accepting, @scurpuss

who said “I love you” firstdid greg ever actually say the words i love you pre-wedding? i don’t think he did? lmfao. i feel like it’ll probably be petra who says it first.who would have the other’s picture as their phone backgroundneither lmfao. who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirrorneither omg.who buys the other cheesy giftsgreg usually goes for more thoughtful gifts but there’s the occasional flowers sent to her office just because, which is cute. petra would probably be more cheesy though just wait til she’s hormonal.who initiated the first kissgreg did when they were hella drunk in vegas and welp, it did not go too well for him :\\who kisses the other awake in the morningpetra. who starts tickle fightsgreg. petra is NOT AMUSED GREG. but laughs anyway bc what can you do when you’re getting tickled lmfao.who asks who if they can join the other in the showergreg is the trashy half of this pair lbr, he’s usually the instigator. petra doesn’t mind getting smashed in the shower before they leave for work tho :)who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunchwith lunch or with sex i mean :\ lmao. greg goes to her office with lunch. petra goes to his office with nothing but her coat on.who was nervous and shy on the first dateneither. i mean probably a little nervous but not really either. petra’s more :”) and excited more than anything, i think. she’s waited for this for so long.who kills/takes out the spidersobviously greg. who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunkpetra did once in czech and it was awesome because greg did not understand a single thing.