#scutpost

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reblog if you're:

smaller

skewed

cropped to a square

floating in mid-air

on fire

Voting ended onJun 26, 2024

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no nuance poll

bisexual and like baseball

not bisexual and dont like baseball

Voting ended onAug 9, 2024

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sad 18th anniversary of the divorce :((

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hyperspecific poll

have dyed your hair to your natural color

not the eldest child but still a third parent

victim of attempted murder

cant/wont drink most soda

poet but on the dl

have changed your name and moved >1000 miles

prolific shoplifter

have had your bed sold without your knowledge

went to more than one high school but didnt move

in show choir for >5 years

all of the above ???

none of the above

Voting ended onApr 6, 2024

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can rich people shoplift morally?

yes

no

it depends (elaborate)

Voting ended onJul 9, 2024

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if you cant handle me at my wormst you dont deserve me at my beast

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yknow coldplay 2as right. sometimes i do experience a rush of blood to the head abd wowee ugh ack yow