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I ordered a special case of dust and it hasn't arrived yet. Are there shipping problems?
caramelknight,We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience. However due to the recent attacks on SDC freight lines your special order may be delayed beyond the specified delivery date. We are currently working on a way to send packages via remote control drone but that idea was shot down. Literally.Sincerely,Director Hannah Kirro, SDC, Human Resources Office.
There had been an explosion in the scythe maintenance department, Some faunus workers were hurt. Medical assistance is needed.
scythe-weilding-scythe,Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Emergency medical teams are on the way.Are the scythes okay?-Director Hannah Kirro, SDC, Human Resource Office
Why specifically faunus workers? *narrows eyes* Is that even legal?
faunus-4-life,The answer to your question, Ms. Belladonna, is a resounding yes. It’s entirely legal to hire faunus workers where they might be more expendable capable than their human counterparts. Sincerely,-Director Hannah Kirro, SDC, HRO.
What if we took the liquid dust and put it into a spray bottle for covenant usage?
futurehartos,That sounds like a fantastic idea. Therefore we just copyrighted it. Thanks for sharing. LIQUID DUST© coming to a store near you! In spray bottles!
I'm a scientist whose research focuses mainly on the different effects dust can have on the body, I'd like to set up a recurring bulk shipment of specific kinds of dust.
sanguine-silver,...only if you say, “Please.”Sincerely, -Director Hannah Kirro, SDC, HRO.
Um, sir, I know I'm just a paperweight, but most of what we do here doesn't seem, um... What's the word...? ... Legal? Are.. you sure everything's on the up-and-up here...? I mean, there's a dragon somewhere in the building. That's gotta be against Fire Code.
Paperweight irlmun,We appreciate your concern. Yes there maybe a few Office of Human and Faunus Safety Association (OHFSA) violations such as having what’s left of the accounting offices relocated to the bathrooms, bottomless pits at every other turn, unsanitary coffee makers, and yes-- the dragon on the 34th floor. However due to budget cuts it just simply can’t be helped. We will try to rectify these issues at the earliest convenience.
I wish to conduct an experiment! We will make LIQUID DUST!!!!
zed4264,That is actually a legitimate idea. Therefore, we now claim the copyright and patent LIQUID DUST© with no due credit to the original owner.We thank you for your contribution to the SDC.Sincerely,-Director Hannah Kirro, SDC, HRO.
"Why would you want to send a faunus to the moon?"
sakikikuhoshino,So we can find out if it’s safe to send a human, silly.Sincerely,Director Hannah Kirro, SDC, HRO.
