Schnee Dust Company: Human Resource Office

Welcome to the Schnee Dust Company where the Future of Dust Starts with Us!™ A satire RWBY ask blog dedicated to the thousands of employees of the Schnee Dust Company and the ineptness of Big Business. Send asks, hate mail, and your money.

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Vale News Network Radio Ep.5: Flaming Cats and the Birds and the Bees

Tune in to our 5th episode, our first since our hiatus in 2016, where we cover alcoholic ravens, domestic flamethrowers, a family feud, and pregnancies in combat schools.

Featured music: “At The End of a Cold Night (Radio Edit)” - Cody Reynolds

While you’re waiting for episode 5…check out these previous episodes from Season 1! Coming soon to iTunes! 

Episode 0 (Pilot)

Episode 1 “You’re Listening to Vale News Network Radio”

Episode 2 “The SDC Goes to the Moon”

Episode 3  “The Case of Indigo Bard”

Episode 4 “The Great Prank War to End All Prank Wars”

Episode 5 “Flaming Cats and the Birds and the Bees”

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Vale News Network Radio Ep.5: Flaming Cats and the Birds and the Bees

Tune in to our 5th episode, our first since our hiatus in 2016, where we cover alcoholic ravens, domestic flamethrowers, a family feud, and pregnancies in combat schools.

Featured music: “At The End of a Cold Night (Radio Edit)” - Cody Reynolds

While you’re waiting for episode 5…check out these previous episodes from Season 1! Coming soon to iTunes! 

Episode 0 (Pilot)

Episode 1 “You’re Listening to Vale News Network Radio”

Episode 2 “The SDC Goes to the Moon”

Episode 3  “The Case of Indigo Bard”

Episode 4 “The Great Prank War to End All Prank Wars”

Episode 5 “Flaming Cats and the Birds and the Bees”

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Vale News Network Radio is back!

The first episode since our hiatus in 2016 is coming out on February 1st! Tune in to Vale’s favorite pair of radio news anchors Verana Celestil and Mona Croam, as they cover the many antics stories in the RWBY-verse. 

While you’re waiting for episode 5…check out these previous episodes from Season 1!

Episode 0 (Pilot)

Episode 1 “You’re Listening to Vale News Network Radio”

Episode 2 “The SDC Goes to the Moon”

Episode 3  “The Case of Indigo Bard”

Episode 4 “The Great Prank War to End All Prank Wars”

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YO! VNN IS B A C K SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE.

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How would you get a job in this...uh... company

You need only a pulse, and adequate respirations..

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I very much value my job as an area rug in the main office. But is it possible that I can get time off from work to spend the holidays with family. Instead of being locked in the cold building. Pretty please?

...Only because you asked so nicely. You can have tomorrow and the day after off.

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"I'm having a hard time getting people to accept my services. If you know who needs a butt munched can you send them to my office? By which I mean the broom closet?"

@fmafangrl01. @shadowskye2 here is our Senior Butt Muncher here in the offices. I believe he needs assistance.

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Orange Monkey Eagle

I am okay with this.

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Death despair and destruction

Flattering.

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"I would very much like to earn my mug, but if you're giving those out.... I'll take one. Also, the tunnels would like to report a leak that we have fixed. Workers were escaping."

And there we go. For your hard work.

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what are 3 things u associate with me

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Really though. How many of you would actually be interested in a @schneedustco-hro mug like this?

[cockbiteproductions]

team rwby

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What are the chances for promotion?

About as much as Yang getting her arm back.

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(Theoretical riot anon) Thanks for your time and answers, I'll keep these in mind! -sincerely, a faunus employee

Sure! Glad to be of assistance. As for those new positions...well let’s just say don’t hold your breath. Or. Do hold your breath. For as long as you can. 

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Is there any job openings as of right now?

There’s be hundreds soon, give or take a few days. Depends really on how long it takes for a person to suffocate in a mine shaft. 

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Same "theoretical riot" anon again- Wouldn't killing your employees be illegal? How would you get away with it? You can't just have it covered up, can you? That would also technically be illegal. All of this would be entirely theoretical, of course.

We prefer the term, “permanently fired.” And it’s easy to cover things up...when most of your workers work in a mine. 

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Same anon as before about the riot thing, curious now. "Crushed" can mean quite a lot of things. Mind clarifying?

Dead. We mean dead.