Stardust Crusader’s putting their child to bed
Joseph: - a total DadTM - will make constant commentary on any books or content he consumes with his kids - constant. Commentary. - thinks he's absolutely hilarious and you must admit it is amusing to hear him complain about silliness of characters - will tend to go on unrelated tangents about his adventures, ends up being more about him then the story but you don't mind one bit
Jotaro: - 10/10 grumpy but enjoys it so much - typically reads stories to you - if it's the same story as another night he'll make it into a big deal - "Yare yare, we read this the other night, can't I just tell you how it ends?" - will always read anything his child wants - He isn't a particularly affectionate person and he treasures this time putting you to bed to show his affections in a way he feels comfortable with - honestly the main reason he grumbles so much is cos it makes you giggle - whenever he finishes your invariably asleep and he'll always put the book away and tuck you in, say goodnight, and kiss your forehead - it’s your own little, private routine
Avdol:
- does things a little differently - started one night when you kids couldn't decide what to read so you got him to tell you a story - now every night he'll give you a scenario to help you go to sleep - stuff like going to the zoo and gaining the ability to talk to animals, or having to steal back the magical sea shell to save the mermaids - he'll make sure your all set with your own skills to fight away the bad dreams
DIO: - I am 100% certain no matter how DIO treats others he will love his child with all of his heart - He knows how bad people are and will protect you at all costs - once again he'll do whatever you want without much complaining - reading? Of course. Sometimes he'll do little sock puppet shows even. On the very odd occasion, particularly when you've had a bad day, he will sing you to sleep. - and I mean to sleep. He will keep going until he's certain your safe in your dreams - if you get nightmares, it's okay, he'll always be there - if you come into his room upset he'll grab his pillow and sit with you the rest of the night - he'll do his absolute best to make his precious little one feel better - won't only stay until your asleep but will stay until morning and you wake up, just humming, reading, singing your favorite songs, hoping that that will protect you from the bad dreams - being a vampire he doesn't need to sleep and he loves this privilege
Kakyoin:
- even if Kakyoin doesn't have the lack of need for sleep like DIO he has the same commitment due to his overpowering love for you his child - Kakyoin is one to tap into his "mummy strength" - Will do anything for you - if your sick or can't sleep for whatever reason he is particularly attentive - he'll sit beside you and pat your back and stroke your hair until you fall asleep - occasionally when you wake up he'll still be there, lying on the floor or leaning up against the wall or half on your bed his floofy hair a mess - He really loves you so much and at times like this although your childish instinct pleads with you to yell nonsense in his ear and jump on him you make him breakfast instead - it’s a disaster but he appreciates it
Polneraff:
- has a... unique technique - is really just a big kid in a way, so he’ll spend the time just playing games and telling stories and being just overall a big kid - his plan is to exhaust you kids into sleeping - sometimes it works... sometimes it doesn’t, and Polneraff ends up falling asleep before you do - not necessarily the most effective technique, but certainly one of the most fun.