#polneraff

[itsdeathofabachelor]

Another thing ANOTHER THING Jotaro is fucking huge in my mind, right??? Right okay so consider this

Pole-raft (Polneraff) is being a little French fried fuck right??? Annoying Jotaro somehow and Kakyoin is hanging out with Avdol in the kitchen so he’s not around to stare autistically at Pol until he gets scared and leaves

So it’s just Jotaro and Pol in a room down the hall. Kakyoin is enjoying some calm topics of convo with Avdol and a cup of some nice beverage and then Pol streaks past them like a bowl of jelly up a vacuum tube

They’re both barely even able to really be like ‘wait wtf’ until he’s out the door

Then the liquid inside their cups do that ripple thing

Then the tables shake a little filling the room with ominous sounds of candles tinking together, like Godzilla was humping their fucking house.

And then BAM BAM BAM BAM Jotaro is fucking BLASTING out the door after him like Heel Fucking First into the hardwood floor

Which is an uber neat idea to me because this implies Jotaro has never ran really anywhere else that wasn’t solid ground and the MINUTE he’s in a slightly older, rickety house everyone is violently reminded of how heavy he is

[xxxonetuffpuffxxx]

Dio when he's about to kill Poleneraff

[yaffles-world]

Stardust Crusadors X Reader - Ice Skating 

Joseph

"I was a real ice skating wonder in my past," he says, as you desperately encourage him to actually get onto the ice. 

When you actually get him in skates, he flops around like a fish out of water.

Despite his quite obvious difficulty, he continues to tell you over and over how "he was good."

You eventually get him to just slow down. You go around with him and hold his arm - you say you want to hold him because it's romantic but he secretly thanks you for the stability and support 

Actually not too bad after a bit of practise. 

And then he starts saying how good he is nowdays….

Polneraff

Honestly, true figure skater 

His French flamboyance serves him well in this arena.

He'll skate in circles around you, do tricks and spins, skate backwards and bedazzle your senses

This is his prime time to impress you and he will not miss out on it

He loves being a show off

Kakyoin 

Never done it before

Totally startled snowcone 

Blushing nervous wreck

"But Y/N… please don't judge, I'm not particularly confident." 

You hold him close and help him get a handle on things 

He clings to you tightly as you shuffle around on the ice with him, his feet going in all sorts of directions 

At one point he slips and falls, and you go to him and pick him up giving him a tight cuddle and lots of kisses to make him feel better 

He does. It works and despite his fall he gains more confidence and loosens up a bit 

You decide to push him a little bit so you leave him at the rink edge and go forward so he has to go to you on his own for a couple meters 

He ends up crashing into you and you both fall over but aside from the cold butt, you don't mind all that much

Avdol

Very no nonsense 

Solid ice skater but his main goal is supporting you 

Whether your a pro or a clutz like Kakyoin, he'll help you improve and make sure your supported 

Attentive to your comfort

Takes particular care in helping you not be injured and that you don't overexert yourself 

"Y/N, you're very good at this but aren't your feet getting tired, I don't want you to get hurt or feel discomfort. Why don't we take a quick break and we can come back right after." 

Jotaro

Pretty decent, like Avdol, but even more modest about it

Very begrudgingly agreed to go ice skating with you after you asked for the millionth time. 

Grumpy boi but you can see in his eyes he's secretly having fun

Would most certainly lend you his jacket even if you tried to refuse

"Yare yare daze, just take it Y/N, you must be freezing." 

You eventually convince him to let you hold his arm; you know, for physical support :)

If for whatever reason you were injured he would be there immediately, very protective

If it was even remotely the fault of someone else that you were injured, he would immediately try to fight them

Eventually you calm him down and you both just get some coffee in the cafe area 

Bonus: DIO

Extreme show off

EXTREME 

You thought Polneraff was bad, you got another thing coming 

Simultaneously thinks himself higher then your praise and constantly demands praise from you

Tries really hard to impress you

He says it's because he wants to prove he's superior in everything but deep down it's that he cares what you think and he wants you to be impressed with him

Maybe. 

Honestly you'll probably end up making out in a supply closet or some back corner

[partial-bouquet]

So I hate Dio, as we all should, but like the fucking funniest thing he did was when in Part 3 he just kept stopping time to move Polneraff to the bottom of the stairs. Like fuck that’s what I’d do with time stopping powers. Just fucking with people. Anyways that scene lives rent free in my head.

[woofmeyers]

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[doctors-and-dealers]

[yaffles-world]

Stardust Crusader’s putting their child to bed

Joseph: - a total DadTM - will make constant commentary on any books or content he consumes with his kids - constant. Commentary. - thinks he's absolutely hilarious and you must admit it is amusing to hear him complain about silliness of characters - will tend to go on unrelated tangents about his adventures, ends up being more about him then the story but you don't mind one bit 

Jotaro: - 10/10 grumpy but enjoys it so much - typically reads stories to you - if it's the same story as another night he'll make it into a big deal - "Yare yare, we read this the other night, can't I just tell you how it ends?" - will always read anything his child wants - He isn't a particularly affectionate person and he treasures this time putting you to bed to show his affections in a way he feels comfortable with - honestly the main reason he grumbles so much is cos it makes you giggle - whenever he finishes your invariably asleep and he'll always put the book away and tuck you in, say goodnight, and kiss your forehead - it’s your own little, private routine 

Avdol: 

- does things a little differently  - started one night when you kids couldn't decide what to read so you got him to tell you a story - now every night he'll give you a scenario to help you go to sleep - stuff like going to the zoo and gaining the ability to talk to animals, or having to steal back the magical sea shell to save the mermaids - he'll make sure your all set with your own skills to fight away the bad dreams 

DIO: - I am 100% certain no matter how DIO treats others he will love his child with all of his heart - He knows how bad people are and will protect you at all costs   - once again he'll do whatever you want without much complaining - reading? Of course. Sometimes he'll do little sock puppet shows even. On the very odd occasion, particularly when you've had a bad day, he will sing you to sleep. - and I mean to sleep. He will keep going until he's certain your safe in your dreams - if you get nightmares, it's okay, he'll always be there - if you come into his room upset he'll grab his pillow and sit with you the rest of the night - he'll do his absolute best to make his precious little one feel better - won't only stay until your asleep but will stay until morning and you wake up, just humming, reading, singing your favorite songs, hoping that that will protect you from the bad dreams - being a vampire he doesn't need to sleep and he loves this privilege 

Kakyoin: 

- even if Kakyoin doesn't have the lack of need for sleep like DIO he has the same commitment due to his overpowering love for you his child - Kakyoin is one to tap into his "mummy strength" - Will do anything for you - if your sick or can't sleep for whatever reason he is particularly attentive  - he'll sit beside you and pat your back and stroke your hair until you fall asleep - occasionally when you wake up he'll still be there, lying on the floor or leaning up against the wall or half on your bed his floofy hair a mess - He really loves you so much and at times like this although your childish instinct pleads with you to yell nonsense in his ear and jump on him you make him breakfast instead - it’s a disaster but he appreciates it

Polneraff:

- has a... unique technique - is really just a big kid in a way, so he’ll spend the time just playing games and telling stories and being just overall a big kid - his plan is to exhaust you kids into sleeping - sometimes it works... sometimes it doesn’t, and Polneraff ends up falling asleep before you do - not necessarily the most effective technique, but certainly one of the most fun.

[yaffles-world]

A Day at the Theme Park - SDC and Reader

It was a sunny, clear day when you decided it would be a good idea to go to a theme park with Jotaro, Kakyoin, Polneraff, Avdol and Mr Joestar. You say with but in the case of Joseph, Avdol, and Jotaro it was more harassing/passionately encouraging them to come along. Despite this, it had been a hard time for a long time now and you knew they secretly all wanted to go. When you got there, Polneraff pointed to the biggest, fastest and scariest ride in the entire park. "We're all going to go on that one." Kakyoin shifted from foot to foot but said nothing. "You guys go ahead, I'll just stay with the bags," Avdol insisted. "Don't be silly," you said, "we'll put them in this locker here."

Jotaro just sighed. "Yare yare daze." He insisted it wasn't that he was scared - he just really hated lines. "Surely I'm too old to be doing this kind of thing," Joseph muttered, "what if I lose another hand?" You and Polneraff ignore their mutterings. You grab Kakyoin and Jotaro by the arms and Polneraff grabs Joseph and Avdol and you march towards the ride. After a long wait, you began to understand Jotaro's hatred of lines. Eventually, you all get shuffled into a carriage. You and Kakyoin in the front, Jotaro and Polneraff in the middle and Joseph and Avdol at the back. "Prime seats," you joke to Kakyoin, but he starts to sweat profusely as the ride clicks into gear and he goes as pale as a ghost. "I've never done this before," he whispers. You grab his hand. "It's going to be okay - I promise. Even if it sucks, it'll be over before you know it. And we can go do something less scary after, okay?" He smiled slightly and nodded gently, but he squeezed your hand tighter as the the clicking of the ride built up speed approaching the exit of the tunnel, where the real ride would begin. He looked at you and smiled, and you didn't know if it was nerves from the ride but your heart skipped a beat. "Here goes nothing," he said.

The ride shot off. You hear Polneraff laugh and scream like a child. Kakyoin seems to be in complete shock of what's going on but also completely in awe, his long curly fringe whipping all over the place. You hear Joseph scream, "ooohhhh shiiiitttt," and you even hear Jotaro scream at one point. You think Avdol might have died - he's completely silent.

When you get off the ride, Jotaro, Avdol and Joseph just walk away. Kakyoin is so excited and is bouncing around, uncharacteristically giddy from all the adrenaline. You had to admit - although his temporary tendency to run around everywhere and talk about the experience at a million miles a minute was odd, it was also adorable.

You, Polneraff and Kakyoin mostly spent the day together, going on bumper cars, eating copious amounts of junk food and going on more roller coasters. There was even a haunted house - but that's another story. You have an absolute blast.

You meet up with the others at the end of the day. 

"Joseph what happened to you?" His hair was a complete mess.

"He found a kids roller coaster ride and well... kept going on it," Avdol said. "I spent most of my day wandering around, seeing everything. And Jotaro just disappeared," continued Avdol.

Everyone had a great day in their own way. Even Jotaro.

After you had gone home Jotaro stopped and talked to you for a bit."Hey, Y/N, that was actually pretty fun," he said. "Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it." 

Jotaro shifted awkwardly from foot to foot. "Listen," he said, "I'm actually in a good mood and I'm gonna tell you something. Only because I trust you will never tell another soul." You waited for him to finish "I watched the dolphins all day."