So. Fucking. High-Strung.
*goes downstairs to see the FOB movie*
Me: YOU GUYS WATCHED A FOB MOVIE WITHOUT ME!? D:
Dad: Don't worry, I just got here, so I have no clue either.
Mom: *In her usual cut-throat bitchy voice* Well Lou, you said you don't want me to watch a FOB movie while I'm cooking XP
Me: BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU WON'T ENJOY THE MOVIE IF YOU'RE WORKING WHILE "RESTING" ... (OMG I ACTUALLY WANT YOU TO ENJOY SOMETHING FOR ONCE MOM, DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU PISS ME OFF TO HELL)
Mom: Whatever *goes off to clean the living room floor, leaving the food cooking unattended*
Me & Dad: -____-" *smh*
Me: Hey, Mom, what's the--
Mom: JUST GO WATCH IT WITH YOUR DAD. OMG.
Me: *to Dad* I was just going to ask the name of the movie until she friggin' went off on me -____-"
Dad: It's okay. We'll see after.
*I go up the stairs and pass by Mom*
Me: I was just going to ask the name of the movie, Mom -____-"
Mom: Well ...
Me: Well what? You raged at me before I could even ask the question.
Mom: It's called "Babe I Love You"
*already walked up the stairs not giving a fuck to what she said*