tell us more about the gcu ❤️
@bhenchod: expand on the GCU plez 👉🏽🥺👈🏽
beg for it for three days and ye shall receive :D
okay so here are the various ganseys, worst to best
mansey: m*stief gansey, or gansey as-is in canon. :barf_emoji:
wansey: wh*te gansey. the difference between him and mansey is that if anyone with a braincell besides m*stief (me) wrote him he’d be redeemable (and actually kinda sexy) but alas :/
gansey on fire: shall make one (1) exception for canon gansey that’s allowed to stay
pakistansey: pakistani gansey. need i say more
defensey: defence gansey, alternatively known as karachi gansey. it’s not kansey because that’s too close to kanzey <3 and it works because gansey is 100% from defence so
jansey: jordan fisher gansey. this is one is for cossette because she’s right. have you seen jordan fisher. here look at this if you need more convincing
fansey: fatima gansey. the first real expansion of the GCU. lived in my head for like four years. basically you take mansey but you project borderline excessively and flesh him out yourself bc that’s therapy for 15 year olds <3
gansey of color: the most superior one. he’s on top because the other variations of GOC are projection-specific, this one on the other hand leaves a wide room for variety and allows one to add on and flesh out as seen fit, allowing room for one to eventually reach superior gansey. the biggest missed opportunity since adansey. but also maybe we didnt get him because that’s more than we deserve also it’s better this way without m*stief ruining him. sad haw :(