SDC!Caesar but he poly-married Suzie and Joseph and so they in they hotel room and jotaro is trying to sleep in the room beside his grandpas and then all of a sudden theres a squeaking sound. jotaro has a feeling he knows what it is, but he doesnt wanna confirm that they fuckin. he looks over at kakyoin in the other bed, but cherry boy is fast asleep and then theres a loud "aUGHH MY BACK" and jotaro is just broken, hes wide eyed and on the verge of crying and he was never the same afterwards
turns out Joseph had to pee in the middle of the night bc of his weak old man bladder and on his way back he hit his shin against caesars bed post and then somehow fell backwards and got a lumbago on top, caesar unwilling to deal with this shit alone in the middle of the night goes into the room to fetch jotaro only to see him on the verge of tears AND THEN SUDDENLY BEING THE OVERPROTECTIVE GRANDPA HE ASKS HIS FAVORITE GRAND CHILD WHAT’S WRONG, completely forgetting one of his better thirds at the floor back in the room
