#sdkfsdf

[disobligingly]

When you can see All, visions of many--countless, really--individuals pass by you so quickly and so often that you scarcely even notice them anymore. And yet, once in a while, you’ll catch a glimpse of someone who prompts a double-take.

He clears his throat.

“...Damn.”

He curses his fondness for muscles under his breath.

[pistolkilled]

[ I’ll never finish this and no one can make me ]

[chloedeckar]

[thunderfvck]

why is jasmine masters sending u anons

BYEEE LEAVE JASMINE OUT OF THIS 

[pippersmcgee]

i bear witness to or am involved in at least five (5) car crashes PER DIEM because people want me to check out their sick car stunts -- such as vaping out the window during rush hour while not paying attention to the road ahead, merging into a lane while going around a curve without using a turn signal, trying to merge into a lane WITH a turn signal but botching the job so badly that everyone in a mile radius is endangered, not paying attention to traffic cones and trying to turn into a parking lot, but being unable to because of said cones, then having to BACK UP in the street and almost INTO MY VERY OWN CAR -- WHICH IS FINE, because driving makes me want to die ANYWAY!!!

[notetaeker]

currently: actually drowning in a sea of papers that I still haven't finished grading due to various reasons

[kincringeemporium]

I didn’t censor the url because it makes the post itself like 10x funnier

(Don’t go to this person’s page and send hate) 

-K 

[apostateprostitutes]

god i need a sugar daddy