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[screenshotsofdespair]

[pistolkilled]

     “ ....... There’s no way that man is straight. “ 

His gaydar is going off the charts. Or his pan-dar, as the case may be. 

     “ You mean that horse? That fictional horse on the television right now? “ 

     “ I’m pretty sure Bo/Jack Horse/man is reality TV, Colonel. Can you get with the times, please? “ Cue the Colonel’s sighing off to the side. “ I’m sorry, but there’s just no way. He tries too hard to be straight. No average straight man out there goes out of their way to be such a hoe unless they’re trying to prove something. “

     “ What’s your excuse? For the hoe-ing. “ 

     “ That I’m pan and the entire world is beautiful. “

[thememebunny]

multimuse grape vine

This for all multi muses or really anyone with more than one muse even if they’re on a different blog! Have your muses dish the dirt about each other.

Send 💘 for Muse A to talk about Muse’s B love life (or lack of one) Send 😰 for Muse A to tell a embarrassing story about Muse B Send ☠️ for Muse A to say something unsettling about Muse B Send 📂 for Muse A to comment something about a current thread of Muse B’s Send ⏪ for Muse A to comment on Muse B’s past/backstory Send ⏩ for Muse B to predict what they think Muse B’s future will be like Send 🍇 for Muse A to comment on Muse B’s eating habit (favorite food, least favorite, eating etiquette, ect) Send 👍 for something Muse A likes about Muse B Send 👎 for something Muse A dislikes about Muse B Send 🔥 for Muse A to attempt roasting Muse B Send 👌 for Muse A to state if Muse B is aesthetically attractive or adorable (or not) Send 💞 for Muse A to comment on Muse B’s relationships and/or people they know

[chaoticnico]

Can’t sleep? Draw a dark boi  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pistolkilled]

Will in F2 OR B1, and Wilf in C2 >:3c

[ a story in three parts ]

[shesurvivora-deactivated2019051]

me, talking about my trauma: haha yeah it was no big deal tho i don’t really care it’s whatever honestly

somebody: validates my trauma and says i shouldn’t have had to go through that

me, suddenly crying: huh. weird

[the-empty-quill]

“You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.”

— Unknown

[i-am-a-fish]

I don’t even keep up with the memes anymore I just accept them. When we’re sad we play despacito? Okie dokie.

[jam-campasta]

I’m just gonna go ahead and draw Wilf and Dark like nothing has happened and Mark’s Tumblr hasn’t gone completely bonkers

[ohmightysmiter]

Having a sibling is either “we ride together we die together” or “no officer I’ve never seen that person before in my life” there is no in between.

[rpmusings-galore]

                            if a monster they see…

                                          then a monster i shall be.

[pistolkilled]

[ I’m uploading these for reasons, but look how cute all my boys are ]

[rpmusings-galore]

                            when I look in the  ( mirror ) 

                                       the demon looks back at me…

[pistolkilled]

     “ -- OH! I have been to jail before. “ 

     “ ... H--. “ 

     “ Just for a little while though, who can remember why. I made quite the following of buddies while I was there. That was the time we all ganged up on the Slenderman, do you remember that? “ 

     “ Do YOU remember that? Is that something you remember? “

     “ It was a good time for all of us. “ 

[pistolkilled]

Listen, Milford. Tori's not a fool. She knows a.. fondess for inhumans when she sees one. Which is why you've been left a paper-wrapped book called Chrome, tied up neatly with a bow and set gently on the table outside your bedroom door. There's a little note that recommends you open this at your own discretion. Have fun! ❤️

Well, the very least she could do is present it to his face. Although, maybe it was for his own well-being - and less for hers - that someone just left it off to the side for him. 

It’s a good thing nobody really makes use of the basement but him, for the most part. 

He’s immediately put-off by the cover, hesitating for a moment before he decides to flip it over and hazard a glance at the back cover. Milford’s mumbling to himself as he reads, and after a few moments, he sets it back down on the table - picture-side down - and puts his free hand over his mouth. Good lord, what does that girl think he is? Who reads this stuff? 

     “ ... God dammit. “ 

He’s going to read this stuff.

[phlo-mo-blog]

Buckle up buttercup, you just flipped my bitch switch.

Someone on twitter (via phlo-mo)

[feralenby-moved]

There are only three good anime

Ouran high school host club, full metal alchemist, and aggretsuko