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[conduitandconjurer]

🔪 Diego/twicecut; not serious (unless you want it to be). Thinking as "serious" as Diego throwing a knife between Klaus' legs in S1 lol

Send 🔪 to throw a knife at my muse.

This time the blade lands about 3 centimeters (tops) from Klaus's left big toe.

A yelp and clatter of cheap ceramic tableware. The medium whines.

"Dee-YAY-goooh!" he huffs, kneeling. "You made me drop my croissant!"

[leeminholinoing]

Sorry I can’t hang out on Thursday it’s one direction’s anniversary, I’m also not available on Friday because I will need to deal with the disappointment the anniversary will bring me

[oxidizeds]

closed for @unholyrps

while logan may have had different intentions when he invited bee to shower with him, he still couldn’t help but relish in the domestic road that the moment had turned down. the tone was unspoken, really, and perhaps that made it all more comfortable for him. his hands were in the other male’s hair, fingertips scratching at his scalp to smooth out the shampoo he had dropped into his palm moments before. the fond grin playing at his lips was immovable. “it’s good stuff, y’know. your hair will shine like nobody’s business.” the urge to leave an innocent kiss (a first for the pair) on bee’s shoulder multiplied once his hands fell to his sides (in his defense, it was right in front of his face). logan acted before he could talk himself out of it, a soft hum pressing against the soft skin as he did so. it was short lived, but still happened. foolishly hoping it would go unnoticed, he gave bee’s lower back a light tap. “rinse.”

[swampwitched]

things i like about sin with me

canon chinese mc

malakai's design

thats it. the rest of it is confusing

[seesgood]

“Hey Care, your boyfriend’s here.” Elena’s voice was smug, brows raising at her almost knowingly as she picked up the final chart of the day tucking it under her arm before she left the blonde there. Almost like it was an automatic response, Caroline rolled her eyes, not having to think twice about who she was referring to. Most of the paramedics finished their shifts up here anyway, it wasn’t an uncommon sight to see him stepping through those doors into the emergency room. And still, somehow, he never failed to look like he’d just strolled right off of a photography set for some...Hot Paramedics Calendar. Even after twelve hours, countless calls, probably with exhaustion weighing on every muscle in him --- he still managed to turn heads.

She was done for the day. Well, she’d been done for over an hour. But he got off at eleven and...it wasn’t like she was waiting. It was just...coincidence. She’d lost track of time. Even though she’d checked the clock every five minutes. And sure enough, at twelve past eleven, there he was. 

Caroline cleared her throat as he stepped in, purposefully pretending to shuffle a few papers together to look busy. Anything like she hadn’t just spent an hour and twelve minutes hanging around, half hoping he’d ask her out for their usual thing of drinks and carbs after a long shift. ❝ I got an update on the kid, ❞ She spoke up, looking over at Chris, studying his face for an extra moment to try and see if there was anything there. Pain. Exhaustion. Grief. His job was unpredictable, to say the least. And as much as he screamed Tough Guy, she knew thick skin only protected so much.  ❝ He’s fine. Skinned knee and broken arm. It’ll be a little while until he can swing a baseball bat again but, he promised to teach me how to play once he can. ❞  She smiled, hoping the news would ease some of the tension in his shoulders.                    /                   @spoondrifting

[preciousmlm]

black and orange spotted iguana. it is an internet famous scene queen. it is a communist. ??? Wow

ok why are all of these fursonas so much better than me as a human person this is a scam

[aethernoise]

Alyx please

[mrsweasley]

one day he’s just gonna eat them all